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Old 12th Jan 2017, 22:44
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"You better 'urry up boss, 'e was collard by the SWO on 'is way across 'ere and 'e's got him booked in at three, for a short back and everyfing"
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 22:48
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Hoskins. Why have you given it a Necklace?
Well, I remember you saying something about lipstick on a pig and just thought I'd try something else.
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 22:51
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"Ere boss, no wonder you can't see anything through it, you've picked up SACW Smiths vibrator"
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 22:53
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"Oohhh... I wonder what she's using?"
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 23:11
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The Doc examined his nephew it was the least he could do as an Uncle
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 03:08
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Whilst it didn't matter to the Ape, the Doctor was about to realise he'd picked up the rectal thermometer...
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 10:15
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After that first lingering kiss, Boko found she was completely captivated by him. She longed to tear open his white coat, and run her fingers through his chest fur, looking for some nits they could share together. And was that a banana in his pocket, or was he just pleased to see her? She knew which she would prefer . . . .

How she wished that ape with the clipboard would leave them on their own for a moment.


Fifty Shades of Chimp will be published on the 1st April next.

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Old 13th Jan 2017, 10:45
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The moment in the film, The Planet of the Apes, when Caesar finally speaks.

"G...G....G....G........Gizz a fag"
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 11:46
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"Don't worry about me, Doc. You need someone to do something about your squint."
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 12:04
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You know what Smithers, if he holds his chin up and his neck like so, I can see the pattern on the tablecloth.
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 12:08
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Bobo was prepared to do whatever it took to make it into the space program, and he didn't care who he'd have to screw to get there.
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 12:13
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"Well, your Mummy did tell you you'd go blind if you didn't stop it !"
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 12:15
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Dr Nash, not realising what closing one eye and squinting signifies in chimp society, about to qualify for a face transplant.
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 12:23
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"Peek-a-Boo !"
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 12:39
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"I'm worried, Doc. Why is he wearing a radiation monitoring tag?"
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 13:37
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Mr Teasy-Weasy (in background):

"I'll put him down for a No.1 when I get him to the Salon !"
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 13:38
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Desperate to get pilots, Emirates was willing to accept applications from pretty much anyone!
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 13:41
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Can't understand a darn thing and only replies with guttural noises.
He'll make one fine Marine!
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 13:48
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Medical exams for Miss Helsinki 2018 started already.
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Old 13th Jan 2017, 14:17
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Careful! He looks like he's ready to flick his poo at you...
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