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Old 11th Jan 2017, 23:11   #40541 (permalink)
 
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Ok let's try this one.
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 03:44   #40542 (permalink)
 
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 08:08   #40543 (permalink)
 
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Sorry, it appears you're might be too mature to be a Harrier pilot.
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 08:35   #40544 (permalink)

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His eyes are still too trustworthy....lets go with Trump instead...
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 08:37   #40545 (permalink)
 
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We allowed women to become aircrew and so we are also going to try with this one!
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 08:40   #40546 (permalink)
 
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A possible Buccaneer pilot he may be, but if we can't cure him of getting over excited whenever he hears "Bananas Bananas" then he is chopped.
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 08:56   #40547 (permalink)
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Get away with you, gazing into my eyes won't work, you can't have a flight in my Chimpmonk
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 09:03   #40548 (permalink)
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The young Boris undergoes his security vetting

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Old 12th Jan 2017, 09:04   #40549 (permalink)
 
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 09:16   #40550 (permalink)
 
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Are you sure that the Junior Ranks Mess wouldn't prefer to have Rachel Riley as the guest of honour for the Christmas Party?
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 09:28   #40551 (permalink)
 
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RAF Regiment canduidate you say
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 09:56   #40552 (permalink)

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Old 12th Jan 2017, 10:22   #40553 (permalink)
 
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I fly rocket ships, wadda you do?
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 10:40   #40554 (permalink)
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I know the future by interpreting the patterns in a monkey's eyes, and I can inform you that what you are holding will one day be called, errm, I-P-A-D.
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 10:46   #40555 (permalink)
 
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It's amazing what you can train them to do. I've got that one pretending he can write, and this one to close one eye when I kiss his nose.
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 12:08   #40556 (permalink)
 
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you say he was found underneath the DC6 flightpath
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 12:32   #40557 (permalink)
 
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Old 12th Jan 2017, 12:36   #40558 (permalink)
 
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"Look, as long as he passes the medical, anything will be better than Trump"
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