Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"Own up ! - who threw a fag-end down the Elsan ?"

[Buster Hyman]

Told you we should've bought a Boeing!

[Wensleydale]

Bit of bodge tape and NFF for the 700.

[Kiltrash]

Design flaw? what design flaw, the aircraft can be reused, so what's the problem

[jim's brother]

"Hmm... if we make the other side look just the same, I reckon they'll never notice."

[jim's brother]

"Pilot reckons they had a birdstrike - from the position of the hole, I reckon it must've been a harrier."

[jim's brother]

"The pilot reported 'jagged holes in empennage'... if we knew where the empennage was, we'd be a lot closer to finding them."

[Wensleydale]

The Fire Section finally recognise the perils of playing volleyball close to aircraft.

[jim's brother]

"Bloggs, how many times have I told you? When you do the walk-round, look but don't touch."

[jim's brother]

"The NDT team say it won't travel any further."
"The hole?"
"No, the aircraft."

[jim's brother]

"Let that be a lesson to you - when you're swinging the compass, don't let go."

[ValMORNA]

I feel sorry for the poor chap on the left having to hold it up on his own.


NOT A CAPTION

[Pontius Navigator]

Told you, square windows will lead to fatigue failure

[Cows getting bigger]

How many movers does it take to break an aircraft?

[Big Pistons Forever]

A tug, a towbar, 3 LAC's and 2 cases of beer........what could possibly go wrong ?

[Big Pistons Forever]

You think that's bad ? You should what the aircraft he ran over while descending on final approach, looks like

[Big Pistons Forever]

Might as well stand here, suppers going to have to wait until they rebuild the mess hall.....after this clown ran over it with his aeroplane.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

RNZAF ground personnel, aware of the sh*t they are going to cop operating a DC-sux, attempt a field conversion to DC-5 and a half.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Erk on right: Apparently a prop came off.
Erk second from right: Must have been the one on the APU.

[ShyTorque]

"No, it can't have been a confirmed drone strike. They haven't been invented yet!"

Or:

"It's even worse than we first thought - all our spare underwear fell out of the hole!"