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Old 2nd Jan 2017, 08:56
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Thistle dryve the spolling pendants nutts.
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Old 2nd Jan 2017, 09:10
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Now hear this Now hear this Master Tech Kilroy report to the Bridge ASAP
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Old 2nd Jan 2017, 10:02
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It's called 'Distraction Camouflage.'

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Old 2nd Jan 2017, 10:38
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Look, I don't want you to think I'm complaining about how fast you maintenance guys work but...
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Old 2nd Jan 2017, 22:06
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Old 3rd Jan 2017, 05:16
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A few Admirals visiting tomorrow. Captain demands rest of fleet be painted identically by dawn.
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Old 3rd Jan 2017, 11:23
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Old 3rd Jan 2017, 12:43
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Well we had the Air Force guys over for a few drinks, and then they said they had to go to the heads, and they all went at the same time, and I thought at the time they took a while.....
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Old 3rd Jan 2017, 12:58
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"Well, there was all this advertising space going begging........! "
 
Old 3rd Jan 2017, 13:01
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"Hoskins, we do not do handbrake turns on carrier decks !"
 
Old 3rd Jan 2017, 13:49
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Old 3rd Jan 2017, 16:54
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It'll buff off
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Old 3rd Jan 2017, 16:55
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I know Sir, as we can't paint the whole plane, paint the white bits black.






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Old 3rd Jan 2017, 17:23
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What was that popping noise ?


Errr, i think that was the Air Boss's head exploding...........
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Old 3rd Jan 2017, 17:27
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" What are these for, we don't have any scheduled flight ops for 2 hours "

" You'll thank me when the Air Boss shows up...... "
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Old 3rd Jan 2017, 20:27
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Lt O'Leary, exchange officer from Irish Air Corps makes the first cross wind deck landing
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Old 3rd Jan 2017, 20:37
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PN,

See #40359. Great Minds Think Alike ?

D.
 
Old 3rd Jan 2017, 20:40
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Old 3rd Jan 2017, 21:22
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Originally Posted by Danny42C View Post
PN,

See #40359. Great Minds Think Alike ?

D.
True, but I was thinking of the Irish runway, 150 feet long and . . . .

There have been a few other close captions too. Either subliminal or as WD says, an infinite number of aircrew . . .
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