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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 13:27
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"Yes, Commander, we have noticed that the propellor isn't underwater - I'll explain later..."
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 13:33
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The Mechanics name was Nutty.
By God he was so 'slutty'
Saw Hoskins off his feet,
Jumped out of his seat.
And filled the crack with Putty.
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 13:56
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Senior Moment !

AMENDMENT TO CAPTION #39702:

For "Buster" read "Nutloose".

Sorry, both !

D.
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 14:17
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"Should we hoist a flag now?"
"No, the pendant will suffice."
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 15:02
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"Ah, good, that's just reminded me where I parked my bike...."
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 15:28
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"And you're sure this is how to do a drop-launch?"
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 16:53
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"See... I am right out of sonar buoys"
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 16:55
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" You know, I have this distinct feeling that somehow a three man bungee jump just isn't going to catch on"
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Old 2nd Dec 2016, 17:42
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Outstanding.
Honourable mention to that duo Nutloose and Danny with:
"Are you sure there was a prop on the front?"
"No, Nutty - it must have fallen off. But's there's a spare one on the back !"

2nd was 622 who made me splutter with:
It was shortly after the Pilot shouted 'Boo' that the Nav was never seen again!

But first place, back down under with:
"How much faster do you think it will go once we get in and start the engine?"

"Not much"

Is Traffic_Is_Er_Was

The Coffman Starter Trophy is on its way express delivery. Well Done.

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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 05:28
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Thank you PN, it will go straight to the Pool Room!

Next one to go on with:

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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 06:02
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Bonnie. Is this what you meant?
Yes Clyde.
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 06:04
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Mister Brown goes off to town on the eight twenty one
But he comes home each evening
and he's ready with his gun....
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 06:05
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Okay, so when they fire, the recoil will tip us over slightly. That's when you need to slip the Jack under the car...
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 06:06
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So, whaddya think of my new car alarm?
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 06:06
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Been to Liverpool before have you?
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 08:13
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"Yes Mrs Brown, we did manage to get your cat down from the tree, however......."
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 08:41
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Testing of the first prototype of the Toyota Hilux.
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 08:52
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Bloggs and Jones had found the laziest way of getting a bird for Christmas dinner.
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 09:07
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Typical, mid-upper and tail gunners all exposed and the Nav is cosy inside and seeing where he's been and guessing where we're going.
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Old 3rd Dec 2016, 09:24
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No, no Elizabeth, they're firing back, not back firing.

She hung up on me Wilson.
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