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Old 27th Nov 2016, 17:54
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Old 27th Nov 2016, 19:52
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Old 27th Nov 2016, 21:05
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Finally....there was something on Dispersal that a Jaguar could almost overtake in a race down the Runway!
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Old 27th Nov 2016, 22:08
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Originally Posted by Penny Washers View Post
[Quote: I don't know if anyone else has noticed (and would be very surprised if you had!) , but if you can sort of unfocus your eyes, or view the image from the right angle, you may be able to see that the horse in the foreground is actually harnessed to a little cart, which to the untrained eye is completely invisible due to the marvelous camouflage that has been applied.]

TIEW: You are mistaken. What appears to you to be a horse and cart is actually a jet just like all the others. That camouflage is pretty damn good, no?
But what if it's the jets that are actually more horses and carts?? My God, what is real in this damn world!?!
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Old 27th Nov 2016, 22:13
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Right Hoskins, I've just had a look round the back. The door is open, and the cart's empty. What was in it when you left the munitions store?
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Old 27th Nov 2016, 23:56
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The self fulfilling Honey Cart.

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Old 28th Nov 2016, 01:13
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Those planes cant be for real- no props- Obviously a fake to fool the Huns
When we left the supply depot , OUR planes had props.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 01:18
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Dobbin was relieved to be posted onto a Squadron of Farmers as he had heard tales of other horses ending up as Faggots.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 07:51
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Dobbin takes a stroll down Mig Alley.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 08:55
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 09:02
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The RAF's replacement for the Diesel Vauxhall Astra Estate proved to be a great success due to its huge increase in performance.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 09:18
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I've tested the technology for air-to-air refuelling through those sticky-up things, I've tested it through the lying-down things and I've tested it through the pointy things under the wings, and still there's no fuel in the plane's tanks.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 09:27
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 10:04
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 12:40
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 12:43
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 13:01
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"I wish I'd stayed with my job with the milkman !"
His name was Ernie...and he drove the fastest Milk cart in the West!
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 13:28
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Buster's first foray as a Uber Entrepreneur sought to benefit from the use of Corn enriched fuel.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 14:09
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His name was Ernie...and he drove the fastest Milk cart in the West!
That'll be East.
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Old 28th Nov 2016, 14:13
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