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Old 29th Oct 2016, 17:42
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 17:45
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"I used to bullseye womp rats in one of these back home...."
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 18:51
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I told you not to use hydrogen when inflating the bosses jacuzzi
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 19:13
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Oh dear...!!
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 19:14
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I should've volunteered for that suicide mission...
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 19:31
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John Deere Mk.1 prototype for an amphibian vehicle was slightly different from the others....

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Old 29th Oct 2016, 19:43
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"It's more gravity bewildering than defying!"
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 20:13
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The new Pogo Jeep was found to have certain....disadvantages.
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 20:51
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Why are we flying backwards?
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 20:55
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The army's new Light Observation Helicopter was found to have one major drawback: it couldn't get high enough to see over anything.
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 21:00
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ISIS Commander: Recoilless cannon?
ISIS underling: Check!
Commander: Toyota pickup?
Underling: Aahh, no. Couldn't find one.
Commander: Well, what else can we use?
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 21:04
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Once we've established a Positive Rate of Climb, retract the gear.
Ummm, about the rate of climb.....
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 21:52
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A small leap for us, a giant leap for.....oh, never mind!
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 22:38
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The notion this was a "Ground Breaking" piece of Kit worried Buster as he joined Nutty for a ride down the Pub for a Pint.
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Old 29th Oct 2016, 23:06
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I'll kill that recruiter if ever I find him. Blow job my arse!!!!
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Old 30th Oct 2016, 00:58
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"Well thanks very much, Hoskins, I'm flattered .... oh, I see, that's not what you meant when you said 'Number One Fan' - right, preparing for forced landing now!"
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Old 30th Oct 2016, 01:16
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I know you came up with the name Un Ducted Fan but, considering we're testing in Ireland, do you think we could go with something other than UDF?
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Old 30th Oct 2016, 08:08
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"We're going to call it the Corbynator - no-one can tell what it's for, it spends most of its time going round in circles in the long grass, and only lunatics want to have anything to do with it."
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Old 30th Oct 2016, 10:26
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I'm pedalling hard enough to get the back this high, so you need to pedal a bit harder to raise the front, and then Jack can pedal to make us go forwards. Hey, where's Jack?
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I don't know what effect this will have upon the enemy, but by God it frightens me!
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