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Old 17th Oct 2016, 18:52
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 19:05
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"There's just too much hanging around for my liking," said Jim, auditioning for the next Mad Max movie.
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 19:11
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"Howitzer view from up there, Hoskins?"
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 19:33
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"You think this looks painful? Yesterday they used Smith as a pull-through!"
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 20:11
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Why me Comrade? The British have unmanned drones.
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 20:18
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Belatedly, Jones recalled his Father telling him to never volunteer!
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 20:26
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Nick Kyrgios gets banned for tanking again!
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 20:32
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I told you I'm NOT a heat-seeking warhead!!
Right, somebody go fetch his IR goggles....
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Old 17th Oct 2016, 20:49
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This isn't fair, the Human cannonball should have a helmet and a safety net
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 07:44
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"Is that a gun in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?"
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 07:57
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"I turned up for work wearing a shell suit - and now this!"
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 07:58
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My annual report stated that I should come out of my shell a bit more!
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 08:26
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The RAF continues to struggle with its Strategic Tanker procurement programme.
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 09:58
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"What did you do in the Great War, Daddy ?" >" Well, it was mostly just hanging about, Son !"
 
Old 18th Oct 2016, 10:16
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This is the last time I read the Baron Munchausen's Adventures book to those morons.
From now on, Peter Pan only!
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 10:39
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"The M.O. says, as a No.9 won't do the trick, this will cure my oonstipation !"
 
Old 18th Oct 2016, 11:48
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"...and so I asked this lady tank commander if she was in for a spit roast...."
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 12:14
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These stealth tanks are amazing - I didn't see, hear or feel a thing.
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 12:54
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Jones had been warned about offering information on Hillary to Congress!
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Old 18th Oct 2016, 12:59
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Jones had been warned about offering information on Hillary to Congress!
Art Hillary?
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