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Old 23rd Jul 2016, 19:15
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Plagiarism?
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Old 23rd Jul 2016, 19:42
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PN,

Rather puzzled - how have I transgressed ?

"Further and Better Particulars" requested !

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Old 23rd Jul 2016, 19:53
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I think perhaps he means me rather than you, Danny?
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Old 23rd Jul 2016, 20:38
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Indeed Andy

Sorry Denny. If any of us so commit then it is probably you whom we copy.
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Old 23rd Jul 2016, 21:32
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"What we have here is a classic example of exfoliation in its advanced stages ... pay attention Harris, this will be on the practical exam!"
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Old 24th Jul 2016, 08:44
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THIS IS NOT A CAPTION

Pontius Navigator,

Not to worry - we all make mistakes - as the hedgehog said when he climbed off the scrubbing brush !

Danny (not Denny, btw).
 
Old 24th Jul 2016, 12:35
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Erk's advise the tail's all fixed and good to go sir. Fabric supplied and fitted by those chaps who provided the emperor's new clothes, apparently.
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Old 24th Jul 2016, 12:38
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Thanks for changing the tyres but, when I said I had a puncture...
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Old 24th Jul 2016, 15:35
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Just when this day couldn't get any worse, here comes the SWO, and my shoes are manky.
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Old 24th Jul 2016, 17:23
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"Never mind, I'll wake up soon and it will all have been a bad dream!"
 
Old 24th Jul 2016, 18:27
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We managed to recover it with Doris's drawers, unfortunately they were crotchless Sir.
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Old 24th Jul 2016, 20:02
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"I think the moths have been at it !"
 
Old 24th Jul 2016, 20:42
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"Keep watching my tail, Scroggins"

"You can trust me, Sah!
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Old 24th Jul 2016, 21:33
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Times up, here are the results after much deliberation

The winner is
WeeJeem
"Hold your fire!", you said.
__
So I did.
"Let it come in real close behind us!", you said.
__So I did.
"When I waggle my rudder, shoot it with everything you've got!", you said.
__So I did.

Sloppy seconds
NutLoose
Skip, the engineers want to know if they can have your linen as they need to patch it, and yours are already brown.

Third place
Danny42C
"Last time I have a nav on the rear guns - might've known this would happen !"

Mentioned in dispatches
Racedo
Sir We have put this together from the pieces of your last landings

Take it away WeeJeem
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 07:42
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Thanks kindly, JavelinBoy

A bit of a nautical theme this time:



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Old 25th Jul 2016, 08:28
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Aah, Fylingdales-on-Sea
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 08:30
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It's a set for Thunderball 2?
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 08:44
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Proof, if any were needed, that defence contracts are rigged.
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 08:58
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Don't squeeze it, let it pop by itself.
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Old 25th Jul 2016, 09:35
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Jordan takes delivery of her new Sybian.


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