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[WeeJeem]

I heard someone shout "Maverick, check your sex!!!" and while I was looking down, some bugger started shooting at me.

[WeeJeem]

"And if you think this is good, you should see the R44 now!
_Anyhoozers, I must dash - I've got a lady pupil waiting for me..."

[622]

Bird strike forces US Air Force to consider improving the top speed of their aircraft.

[jim's brother]

"It'll be interesting to hear what the NDT team say about it - we're hoping a substantial repair isn't necessary"

[pasta]

"It was only after he picked up this FOD that we realised he's been flying backwards..."

[WeeJeem]

"Say, sir, what make of propellor is that? Sensenich?"
"It's a Curtiss, son, and I sense a bit more than a nick."

[Buster Hyman]

Well, I can thoroughly recommend not to sneak up behind a B-17 & shout RATTATATATA over the radio!

[Pontius Navigator]

I'd say the f^ching f^cker f^cked the f^cking blade so the f^ckers right f^cked.

Focke-Wolf?

No f^cking 109.

[Danny42C]

"♫ There's a hole in my prop, dear Lisa, dear Lisa, there's a hole in my prop, dear Lisa - a hole ! ♫"

[Buster Hyman]

I didn't realise that getting a blessing from the Padre was going to make the aircraft Holy.

[T28B]

That will buff out.

[Hydromet]

Perfect timing with the round in, Hoskins.

[Danny42C]

The Odour of Sanctity.

In the wake of Buster's #856 above, perhaps the Padre's Blessing had invoked the stigma - but they could only find one nail !

(bordering on the sacrilegious now, so no more, please - but I humbly presume that they have a sense of humour in Heaven. Did not Hilaire Belloc (?) write):

"In Catholic lands where the sun does shine,
There's good loud laughter and good red wine.
At least I have ever found it so -
Benedicamus Domino"

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

There was a bang, a bit of a flash, it shook a bit, and the view out the front got a lot better.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Tell the Crew Chief I've found the source of that mysterious vibration.

[Buster Hyman]

Well, I was at 20,000ft when I saw a Man out there. Nobody believed me but see, see! I told you he was there....

[Danny42C]

Zeus, in a fit of pique, sent a real Thunderbolt as a warning !

[Danny42C]

"Hoskins, whatever gave you the idea of having a clay-pigeon shoot in the air ?"

[Penny Washers]

Well, I think this one has had a good enough airing by now. Last orders please, and I will put up the placings tomorrow.

[Hempy]

That's the last time I go looking for Pokemons while I'm flying'