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Old 17th Nov 2015, 07:13
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He mentioned the war.
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Old 17th Nov 2015, 08:20
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Old 17th Nov 2015, 08:22
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"...and every time I blow on her neck, she scratches it!"
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Old 17th Nov 2015, 09:04
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Oh...David and his Whoopee cushion again!
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Old 17th Nov 2015, 11:48
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Mutti falls for the old 'steel chair wired to a battery' jape again ...
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Old 17th Nov 2015, 11:49
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Have you heard the one about the Norwegian who became NATO Secretary General? Errr, Ooops!
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Old 17th Nov 2015, 12:47
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"Dave wasn't really sure why, but even with a tough crowd, his
song about England winning the World Cup always got a laugh."

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Old 17th Nov 2015, 13:13
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Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz........ Ooooooooohhhh, that's where I left it.

(shamelessly stolen from a previous post by Nutty but just as relevant to this photo I feel!)
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Old 17th Nov 2015, 19:46
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"Ve haf means of making you laugh !"
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Old 17th Nov 2015, 21:56
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David...............Of course we will mizz you vhen you leave EU.
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Old 17th Nov 2015, 21:58
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David
Tell us again how Obama told you how impotent you were.....
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Old 19th Nov 2015, 08:35
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So, you put vun hand on the top of ze pig's kopkf?

Und ze second vun at ze side, und then push, ja?

Oh, Dafid, your kvaint English vays und customs
are alvays entertaining us."
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Old 19th Nov 2015, 09:17
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And this is my Linda Lovelace impersonation.
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Old 19th Nov 2015, 09:18
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What invisible man?
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Old 19th Nov 2015, 10:10
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"Ooooh Dave, you are awful - but I like you !"
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Old 19th Nov 2015, 10:18
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"You're getting a pre-loved tanker aircraft to fly home in?"
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Old 19th Nov 2015, 10:18
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(AM, pointing) -THIS little piggy.....
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Old 19th Nov 2015, 12:01
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Dave thought that the Butlins Red coats were far funnier than this fat German Blue coat.
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Old 19th Nov 2015, 12:03
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"There, see, that's why you women don't fart, you don't keep your mouth shut long enough to build up any back pressure."
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Old 19th Nov 2015, 12:08
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