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Old 13th Sep 2015, 19:31
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Damn, you shrank in the wash.
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Old 13th Sep 2015, 19:37
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I need to invent the pooper-scooper. I am getting sick of having to stash your crap down my trousers.
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 00:32
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Phwooo! .. Hey soldier, did you step in something?
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 00:39
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Bloody budget cuts...
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 00:41
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When they said they were sending me on a short dog handling course, I thought they meant a couple of bloody days.
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 05:24
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You may look puny now, Rover, but this shiny looking force field on my left is the very same that Captain America had to step through to get his makeover - get in there and Hitler's Alsatians will be crapping themselves at the sight of you.
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 06:01
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"Honey, I shrunk the dawg"
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 07:02
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To forestall anyone else inadvertently shooting my foxes, here's a bakers dozen to be going on with:

"Size isn't everything"

"It's not the size of the dog in the fight that counts, but the size of the fight in the dog"

"Little Dogs get bigger every day"

"This miniaturisation business is going a bit too far !"

"It's called 'Keeping a Low Profile'"

"Well, my Mom got out one day and there was this hamster....."

"I couldn't afford anything bigger on my pay !"

"You'd be no use as a St.Bernard - you'd only be able to carry a miniature brandy !"

"Seize him, Tiger !"

The Dachs weren't much impressed by this hund coming after them.

Small is Beautiful !

The MOD decided that their Police Dogs should be in proportion to the size of our Forces.

"Mummy, how much is that Doggie in the Window?" - "What doggie, darling ?"
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 07:44
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Mate...piss on my boots again & we'll be playing helicopters with this lead!
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 07:45
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The US Army, being very PC, took offence at Gibsons dogs name & called their mascot Ethnic Minority.
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 07:46
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Yeah, it's MacArthurs dog...but, if it was any bigger, he'd need a bigger pipe.
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 07:47
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Guard duty again? That's a little Ruff....
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 10:33
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Here ya go corporal, your order for a walkie-talkie has arrived.
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 10:55
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Bloody stores have messed up...AGAIN.

I asked for a small hat and a large dog; this is what they sent me.
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 11:45
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Breaking news:
Wallace and Gromit to star in remake of 'Apocalypse Now'
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 11:50
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I say ... Don't aircraft 'Wheel Chocks' come in pairs
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 12:26
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Dog: "Bloomin 'eck! The lead's already doubled my weight and now I've got to drag this tin-tack around with me as well!"
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 12:54
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Dog on a bit of string ... next a few copies of 'The Big Issue' and I'm all set post my PVR
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 12:55
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Yeah, the Genie stuffed up my wish. Why, did you really think I asked for a 12" Pinscher???
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Old 14th Sep 2015, 12:55
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