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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 07:09
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 07:38
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"Lads. Mallory's on the blower. He wants to know how his 'Big Wing' is going? Also, what was that big ding I just heard?"
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 10:41
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"Yes...we hope you approve Sir. It's got the different absorbency incontinence pads you asked for on the right, but the installers seem to have also put something called 'Tampax' into the left hand slot. It's left us in a bit of a hole but we've got DI3 working on that!"
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 12:22
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How embarrassing chaps... a Group Captain, an Air Vice Marshall and an Air Chief Marshall all present and we cant even muster 50 bloody pence for the electricity meter
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 12:38
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Its called an R2D2 and according to BAESYSTEMS it is the droid the Empire is seeking..... I'll just ring Lord Vader.

or

Embarrassingly their map reading skill were quite rusty, none of them could name any of the oddly rectangular islands.

or

Latency was still an issue......"Its a bit late on the readout Hoskins"

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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 13:12
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Well I asked it the question but the voice recognition system is taking too long.
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 13:43
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"I told you we should have gone over to BTInfinity !"

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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 13:45
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All we did was ask it how many VSO's does it take to change a lightbulb...
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 13:51
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"One - he holds the bulb up and the world rotates round him"
 
Old 3rd Sep 2015, 17:59
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Yes, very funny Group Captain, but if my office door is not back by close of play today, you'll be busted back to Pilot Officer and your next posting will be as our man in Ulan Bator!
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 18:03
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It does not meet the requirement because it doesn't go "Bing" when the light goes on! Scrap it and order a new one - it only cost an extra 20m after all.
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 18:45
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"We've got the Three Bears - how about Goldilocks ?"
 
Old 3rd Sep 2015, 21:21
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Right, I've finally got through to the service department. Now, what happened again? You say we got the two cokes but the Fanta didn't come out and it kept the coins?
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 21:23
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What's got 6 wings and no idea?
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 21:28
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I can't tell the PM that all it said was 42!
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 21:31
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The chap on the 'phone is quite insistent. He says that if you stare at it long enough you will see the face of Christ appearing!
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Old 3rd Sep 2015, 22:25
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"Open the Door BAE HAL"
"Sorry Dazza, I cannae do it"
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Old 4th Sep 2015, 00:17
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I'll pick door number one thanks Larry.
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Old 4th Sep 2015, 04:13
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"This Naughty Words-O-Meter is rubbish. At least I can spell BOOBS on my calculator"

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"I know it's been a long day Group Captain but Kirk says stand forward a bit more under the panel and he'll tele transport you in a jiffy"
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Old 4th Sep 2015, 05:11
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