Caption competition

[Gainesy]

"Its an engine Kevin".

[TMJ]

It might be the last word in fashion, but I'm not wearing it to the pub.

or

Smith wondered whether he'd finally found a loudhailer big enough to get the stackers' attention...

[1859sqn]

"Lord Lucan I presume?"

[cynicalint]

now come on out sir, the pilot usually sits up the front...

[6Z3]

Fresh from his Hawk 128 course, Wodney searches in vain for a seat in the next generation of fighter aircraft.

[Faithless]

With the Lean process hitting the Techs aircrew now rely on Mechs from the local Car Garage. "Sorry Guv but I think the cam belt has gone.....It's gonna cost ya".

Or

Lean process identify new cheaper tannoy system.

[scottyhs]

The art of practising with appropriate kit to make sure your head can fit up your bosses arse!

[Lon More]

Can you hear me, mother?

[ZOFO]

Whilst applying for his missed meal allowance, J/T Bloggs had no idea that the new revised JPA system terminal now required Iris recognition for authority.

[SASless]

"By gosh....it's true....you can hear the surf!"



or....."Tell'em to fire this thing up Bubba...I think I see what's wrong!"

[Thud_and_Blunder]

While you're in there, can you tell me why they named these things after the road from London to Cambridge?

[Time Flies]

98...99...100...coming ready or not!!!

[ABX]

Bloggs practising his career progression technique ...

[6Z3]

Smudge, lendusyerzippo.........Naffin pilot light's gone out.

[sarsteph]

With PVR waiting times getting longer, it was the fastest way out of the service for frustrated techies.

[PICKS135]

"Pies are ready Chief"

[ABX]

Bloggs' career was disappearing down a black hole.

[FormerFlake]

Blogs was caught practising his technique for his date with the stn bicycle later that evening.

[6Z3]

Chief Stwd: You two alright in there?
(Post cockers P wash up)

[seekayess]

Spanner

Aaah! So that is where I left the spanner, then!