Loads of good uns there, glad to see some folks were thinking away from the obvious....
3rd..
woptb - " If you keep doing this very quickly, eventually it turns into a recce pod".
2nd..
Lafyar Cockov - "....and if I rub the cream from this dispenser on my head before each flight, it stops me going bald!"
1st..
Hempey - "Ok, which one of you was the smartarse with the superglue"
Over to you Hempey