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Old 15th May 2015, 17:19
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I hope you don't mind I have brought Grans corgis along for the trip, after all, I hear you let Hollywood stars in with their dogs.
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Old 15th May 2015, 17:21
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"Sorry - I misheard you. I thought that I was invited along to Anne's sack day"
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Old 15th May 2015, 17:24
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"I hear your chopper mad, so's the missus"
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Old 15th May 2015, 17:36
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"The girls will take you to the launch"

"I'd prefer a tug...."
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Old 15th May 2015, 22:22
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"Damn it smells of fish around here"
"Sorry about that, it's the humidity"
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Old 15th May 2015, 22:44
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What, you only laid on 3 girls......that's very disappointing.
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Old 15th May 2015, 23:09
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Yes, one did know one is pretty big down under...

...after all, one does shower every day!
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Old 15th May 2015, 23:38
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"Do they play billiards?"
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Old 16th May 2015, 00:35
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Mr Blue-Tie: "So glad you're here, your Highness. We've been having a little trouble with our ME imports"

His Harryness: "You'd like me to spread a bit of Goodwill?"

Wilhelmina of Orange: "In a manner of speaking. Your Gunship is waiting on the steps of the Opera House"
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Old 16th May 2015, 00:57
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"Sorry just checking, you wouldn't believe the amount of buggers we get that try to slip in from Indonesia"
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Old 16th May 2015, 02:47
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" .... How happy could I be with either, Were t' other dear charmer away......"
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Old 16th May 2015, 03:33
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Prime Minister, whilst I appreciate the warm & sincere welcome, I feel obliged to point out that a Nazi salute is Politically incorrect, and that your wife is doing it wrong.
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Old 16th May 2015, 07:20
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Nice to meet you Mr Abbott, now if one of the girls could curtsie, I'll just rest my hand on their head like this......

P1
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Old 16th May 2015, 08:20
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Daddy......?
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Old 16th May 2015, 09:26
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OK, 3 girls, that's a start. Where's the party?
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Old 16th May 2015, 09:34
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"I am so happy to be here in New Zealand".
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Old 16th May 2015, 10:17
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I am sure my sister-in-law could recommend a good dress designer...............
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Old 16th May 2015, 11:38
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"Bugger, they told me there'd be free women"
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Old 16th May 2015, 12:25
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"...and your First Fleet landed just over there. Now, over here, we have some Aborigines who'd like a word..."
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Old 16th May 2015, 12:48
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Yes sir, all these girls are 21. Now behind you I have a marvelous bridge for sale.
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