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"yes my tripod, you can't miss it, workshops knocked it up from a bunch of NHS crutches I nicked"
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"You RAF Officers think of everything, I see you have even brought along a chap with a stick to pick up the litter"
"There I was, with an elephant's appendage coming at me like this. I tell you, I was right concerned, but then I thought, well, you're a guest here in Africa so you'd better not offend the locals by refusing to participate. And so that's the story of how I came to have false teeth, if you really must know."
While I, the photographer, listen to a man with a stick tell me how to do my job, I am not flipping him the bird, I am adjusting my focus.......honest.
Hopeful man in sunglasses at rear, looking over shoulder of wife who is plainly not having a bar of it...."you see there pet, he's showing you how to do it".
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It's about this big, you plug it in, it gets warm and you use it to press your trousers!
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'ere, Hoskins 'ave yew shrunk this much, or are they somebody else's trousers?
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'ere, Hoskins 'ave yew shrunk this much, or are they somebody else's trousers?