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Old 11th Mar 2015, 23:13
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Old 11th Mar 2015, 23:34
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If the Tiggie had been built by BAe....

"Nah, s'okay. They all do that, it's in the Spec. You'll get used to it. Of course we'd be happy to develop a Vertically-Defined-Ground-Interaction-Stabilisation-Device if you like....3.5 billion to you, Squire. Be ready in about 17 years, give or take."
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 00:31
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So Flying Officer Bloggins, I have just finished reading your report. I particularly enjoyed the part where you said "you were just taxing along minding your own business when a Shamal wind came out of nowhere and flipped you over".........
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 00:54
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The designers of the worlds first stagger wing try to work out what was so wrong with their build plans that the fitters managed to assemble it wrongly
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 02:21
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Interesting take on "Plough the field" there Hoskins.
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 04:19
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Blue/green colour blindness test in its infancy
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 09:25
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first stagger wing try to work out what was so wrong with their build plans that the fitters managed to assemble it wrongly
Now you've gone and done it - Someone's just landed a Staggerwing wheels up!

Old 12th Mar 2015, 06:36 #1 (permalink)
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Sad Wheels Up
Video on our news last night and tonight of a very pretty Beech Staggerwing doing a wheels up in the grass at Abbotsford, (BC.) after U/c failure.
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 09:31
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 09:38
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FAA Drop Test in Australia
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 09:46
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 10:41
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"There's your problem."
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 10:46
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now there's a coincidence for you, the met man, only this morning , giving us the drum on inversions
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 12:23
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A rare shot of the Dyslexic Ivory Poachers of the Savannah as they pore over the carcass of a Martinsyde G100.
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 12:30
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Are you sure we had to do this to find your contact lens?

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Old 12th Mar 2015, 13:04
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Hang on, let's run through this again.....Tab A to Slot B.....Fold along.......
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 13:10
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 13:12
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"One day Bert, they will invent a pump to transfer fuel back into the top wing tanks"
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 13:56
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"Well, Scruggs, I did say that buying an aeroplane from Ikea might not be a good idea".
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Old 12th Mar 2015, 14:43
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THIS IS NOT A CAPTION

Chaps,

65 submissions so far and going like hot cakes ! Must leave it running till it tails off a bit. Carry on !

(Judging this is going to be )

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Old 12th Mar 2015, 16:09
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Nice landing Sir and welcome to Australia.
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