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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 12:10
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Defence spending was reported to have risen after the affects of inflation were taken into consideration.
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 15:26
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This knocked-out Serbian Tank near Djakovica shows that even the latest Russian military hardware is no match for NATO´s superior weaponry.
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 17:07
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Ann Summers group try new line in inflatables
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 19:34
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We named our tank Mae West.
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 19:36
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"Will it have to be taken off, Doctor ?"...."No, it'll drop off after after a day or two"
 
Old 3rd Mar 2015, 19:37
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So that's what MP speak means when they say they will reduce the size of the tank force but still retain the numbers.
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 20:12
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Just like the last inflatable I bought from Ann Summers - it went down on me too.
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 20:24
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If you look under the drivers hatch you will find George, he holds the inflation tube in his hand.
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 22:32
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"Ahh, no wonder...it says here Insert at other end!"
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Old 3rd Mar 2015, 22:50
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"Now look what you've done, Hoskins !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2015, 07:53
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No Corporal ... This isn't a situation where we'd use Ardrox for penetrative testing
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Old 4th Mar 2015, 16:22
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The Doctor Who script writers are upset when the latest batch of Daleks arrives from the makers at the BBC.
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Old 4th Mar 2015, 17:54
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"I don't know what effect this will have on Putin, but by God it frightens me !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2015, 18:04
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"Not fit for service" is so judgemental. After all we are the new kinder gentler military. How about we report that the state of the tank dummy is currently "inflation challenged"
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Old 4th Mar 2015, 18:21
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"It's no good, you'll have to carry it back to the nearest garage air line - it's only about 50 miles". Don't be too long".
 
Old 5th Mar 2015, 09:41
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The cost of inflation has affected our capability somewhat...
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Old 5th Mar 2015, 10:41
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Fred, I'm sure I hear a hiss. Not now don't have a piss.
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Old 5th Mar 2015, 11:34
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OK, let's not stretch this one out

Third - Pump Boy - Wensleydale
Defence spending was reported to have risen after the affects of inflation were taken into consideration.
Second - Compressor Operator - ACW599
"We don't really know but it usually perks up when it sees an APC".
First - King of the Blow Jobs - Hydromet
Just like the last inflatable I bought from Ann Summers - it went down on me too.
A free Puncture Repair kit for you, Hydromet.
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Old 5th Mar 2015, 21:40
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Deeply honoured, thank you. I shall seek an appropriate picture and post it shortly.
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Old 5th Mar 2015, 22:03
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Sorry folks, I'm having problems posting an image, so take it away ACW599.
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