Many honourable mentions, but...
3rd Coffman Starter with "Extreme Fishing with Robson Green"
2nd Danny with "It just followed me home, honest Mummy etc"
And the winner is
Fox3 with "We...found it. Honest! It was just sorta lying by the runway"
By the way, the runway was RAF Stanley - it landed short and hooked on to the end of the PSP matting rather than the cable and trashed the rear end of the fuselage.
Congrats Fox3 - you have the con!