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Old 25th Apr 2014, 17:41
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OK ... Wait until it sneezes and I'll treat it for a common cold
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 17:44
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TSA at New York decide the Retina and fingerprint id are too easy to fake and go with the usual British reaction of 'what a load of boŁŁocks'
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 17:45
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But doctor, all I came in with was a little bit of grit in my eye
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 17:47
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That's fine Mr Hayman you are clear to enter Australia as you don't appear to represent any threat to the fauna and flora

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Old 25th Apr 2014, 18:10
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I'm sorry sir, we can't process your application to become an officer, you need to be a complete dick.



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Old 25th Apr 2014, 18:15
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Well it looks like a penis, just shorter, have you considered the Navy?
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 18:17
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That reminds me, sweetbreads for tea tonight..
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 18:18
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Ferchristssake, which photo are we supposed to be using now?
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 18:19
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Let me guess, you're a fighter pilot.... I wish they would potty train you lot..
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 18:22
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The last one..... ShyTorque...
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 18:35
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Yes but there is a lot of difference between lipstick and syphilis
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 18:37
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...and the man from ACME told me the Male Chastity Belt would not set off the metal detector
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 18:43
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Yeas I see, they do colour coordinate with ones socks, but with sandals?
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 19:01
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I suppose it could be either a liquid or a gel, but it doesn't matter, there's less than 100mls.

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Old 25th Apr 2014, 19:08
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 19:11
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"It's ok it's not contagious"
"Thank God for that, for a moment I thought I was going to turn into a Ginger step kid too"
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 19:11
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Drop and give me 10 obviously has different meanings in the Navy.
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 19:14
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Nice chopper, you are obviously here to join Army Air Corp.
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 19:24
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With a (pork) sword in hand, I dub thee Sir Ginge of Dulles.
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Old 25th Apr 2014, 19:42
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Rad shutters Auto
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