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Old 10th Jun 2006, 07:19
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Hey El Toro, find me if you can - I learned this trick from an ostrich!

 
Old 11th Jun 2006, 11:40
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Judge please - its Sunday night here in Oz!

 
Old 11th Jun 2006, 12:23
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The Russian gymnast coach ran onto the arena as it became clear to all that some of his team had been on steroids again.
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Old 11th Jun 2006, 13:53
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Si Senor, even from this angle those shoes make you look gay!
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Old 13th Jun 2006, 07:44
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Hey judge - Please judge otherwise I will be forced to put another leggy woamn up on the site and drive kluge mad.

 
Old 13th Jun 2006, 08:12
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When Posh Spice and Colleen insisted their other halves did something to steal the World Cup limelight back from Crouch, this was not what they had in mind.
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Old 13th Jun 2006, 11:30
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Bully was getting hacked off with Jim Bowen saying "You get nothing for two in a bed" so he tried to get his own back.


"ONE HUNDRED AND EIGHTY"

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Old 15th Jun 2006, 11:01
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I award myself the win of the week and load this one up for KLUGE



 
Old 15th Jun 2006, 11:14
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Ello....what are you doing up ere?

Or any quote from The test Pilot by Tony Hancock
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Old 15th Jun 2006, 11:20
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Fiona did everything in her powers to encourage him to keep at least one eye on the horizon.
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Old 15th Jun 2006, 11:51
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I award myself the win of the week and load this one up for KLUGE

"Tracey raised her flaps shortly after takeoff"

"The aircraft suffered a serious bird strike to the right wing"

"The high pass with the bomb doors open was the highlight of the airshow"

"Despite being on her holidays, Superman's wife was still on call to save the stricken aircraft"
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Old 15th Jun 2006, 12:07
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During his walkround, Capt Myopic failed to notice the large gash on the wing.
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Old 15th Jun 2006, 12:16
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"The Captain opened her up once they were airborne"

"The Captain was relieved to discover that the annoying whining sound coming from outside was not the engine"

"The aircraft wing was struck by a shoulder mounted female...They call her Auntie Aircraft, our Hilary" (Terrible. Sorry)

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Old 15th Jun 2006, 12:31
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BAE's new elevator balance was not greeted with much enthusiasm.
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Old 15th Jun 2006, 12:49
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The captain was surprised at quite how much the flaps fluttered at high speed.
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Old 15th Jun 2006, 12:56
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The groundcrew always enjoyed lubricating the flaps on the new aircraft.
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After several tins of beans, Jenny was keen to demonstrate her low-cost Vectored Thrust solution.
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Old 15th Jun 2006, 13:35
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The captain was sure the Black Box was supposed to be inside the aircraft
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Old 15th Jun 2006, 14:42
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The MK II's ability to fly long legs was remarkable.
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Old 15th Jun 2006, 15:08
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"I know the MD said we should take a bottom-up approach, but........"
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