Prank on a mate's room
(ex) RAF = 1, (ex) USAF = 0
Scene: Shared house of aircraft engineers.
We invited an American contractor (J***) over for a few beers in a Midlands town and gave him some floor space in the lounge to get his head down later. When we returned after a skinful of grog, we stuck on a blue-tinted video for some late night entertainment. J*** fell asleep after half an hour, to which we put a copy of an adult magazine next to him with the centre page open. Then a wad of toilet paper soaked in milk.
The following morning when we got up, the magazine was tidy on the table, the sodden toilet paper had disappeared to hide the 'evidence' and J*** was looking a bit uncomfortable. To this day he doesn't know the truth. (I still have an incriminating photo of the set-up).
Scene: Shared house of aircraft engineers.
We invited an American contractor (J***) over for a few beers in a Midlands town and gave him some floor space in the lounge to get his head down later. When we returned after a skinful of grog, we stuck on a blue-tinted video for some late night entertainment. J*** fell asleep after half an hour, to which we put a copy of an adult magazine next to him with the centre page open. Then a wad of toilet paper soaked in milk.
The following morning when we got up, the magazine was tidy on the table, the sodden toilet paper had disappeared to hide the 'evidence' and J*** was looking a bit uncomfortable. To this day he doesn't know the truth. (I still have an incriminating photo of the set-up).
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Expanding foam - the stuff you use to fill minor gaps around window and door frames etc. Apply just a tiny blob inside the toe cap area of each piece of unattended footwear, and I mean just a tiny blob. The shoes, trainers, boots should look perfectly normal, until the man tries to get his foot in. 😊
Expanding foam - the stuff you use to fill minor gaps around window and door frames etc. Apply just a tiny blob inside the toe cap area of each piece of unattended footwear, and I mean just a tiny blob. The shoes, trainers, boots should look perfectly normal, until the man tries to get his foot in. 😊
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Expanding foam - the stuff you use to fill minor gaps around window and door frames etc. Apply just a tiny blob inside the toe cap area of each piece of unattended footwear, and I mean just a tiny blob. The shoes, trainers, boots should look perfectly normal, until the man tries to get his foot in. 😊
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😂 That would have had me making an upside-down wellie rack from that day on. Then you have to consider bats I suppose...
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In BMI one of the very senior captains who thought he was clever always carried a piece of wire coat hangar bent into a circle. He would then place it in the hat rim of an unsuspecting colleague so that he got stopped by the security machine and an in depth search followed because they had to find the cause of the alert.. H e did it once too often and his first officer shopped his customs avoidance (smuggling) at Heathrow. One of the problems clever buggers don't expect is that they are sometimes outclassed by people nastier than they are
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The story
BMI long hall 707 crew talking about No 1 cabin crew.
She has a technique with new FOs she pretends she can't get suitcase undone asks FO to go to her room and help
FO enters room and starts fiddling with locked suitcase , she says just going into bathroom to "get more comfortable"
Comes out starkers game is on
Sure enough phone call made FO goes to room she departs usual story
FO gets into bed, rest of crew come out of bathroom
BMI long hall 707 crew talking about No 1 cabin crew.
She has a technique with new FOs she pretends she can't get suitcase undone asks FO to go to her room and help
FO enters room and starts fiddling with locked suitcase , she says just going into bathroom to "get more comfortable"
Comes out starkers game is on
Sure enough phone call made FO goes to room she departs usual story
FO gets into bed, rest of crew come out of bathroom