Prank on a mate's room
Perhaps the old crunchy peanut butter jape would be even better using a 50:50 mixture of clear honey and peanut butter? Also apply generously to interior of each and every item of victim's underwear?
The odd mousetrap hidden in the sock drawer often has amusing consequences......
The odd mousetrap hidden in the sock drawer often has amusing consequences......
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Only accomplished once at Stafford.
Mess had a nice flat roof.
Acquire something like a Tirfor winch.
Relocate the contents of the room, and set up accurately, on the roof.
If said mate has left his car – put that on the roof as well.
Mess had a nice flat roof.
Acquire something like a Tirfor winch.
Relocate the contents of the room, and set up accurately, on the roof.
If said mate has left his car – put that on the roof as well.
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Fish or crab paste applied generously to the back of any posters or picture frames.
Take a pee in his iron, leave for a while, then empty and flush with water. Still smells aweful when it gets switched on though!
Hard boiled egg stored right at the back of his top cupboard.... will take a few weeks to really have an effect.... but blimey, it WILL do the trick, and he wouldn't be able to pin it down to the time that he was away for his break with the girlfriend....
Have a really bad one from my days at Cosford, but not sure this is the time or the place.....
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Take a pee in his iron, leave for a while, then empty and flush with water. Still smells aweful when it gets switched on though!
Hard boiled egg stored right at the back of his top cupboard.... will take a few weeks to really have an effect.... but blimey, it WILL do the trick, and he wouldn't be able to pin it down to the time that he was away for his break with the girlfriend....
Have a really bad one from my days at Cosford, but not sure this is the time or the place.....
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Powered milk under his bed sheets is always a good one at this time of year. A coulple of hot nights under the covers and that stuff will dissolve with his sweat, leaving his bed and skin stinking.
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Gents - I took the liberty of posting this on another site I visit. The chaps there are scary and evil and, if you care to look, have come up with some pretty extreme (but entertaining) ideas.
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...or put a sign on the door saying "SOLD (By Order of G Hoon)" and a rail warrant to the demob depot.
(Whatever you do be prepared to a) pay for repairs to damage b) put the work in to restore to normal after the joke.)
(Whatever you do be prepared to a) pay for repairs to damage b) put the work in to restore to normal after the joke.)
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Obtain SPENT smoke or CS grenade.
Remove spent .22 cartridge from fuse.
Replace with live .22 starter cap/ramset/ or something else entirely with the projectile REMOVED.
Replace safety arm and pin in the approved manner(?)
Place in encumbants fridge amongst beers, safety arm supported by fridge rear/bottles.
CAREFULLY remove pin (in the approved manner)
Exfiltrate and await developements.
These will probably include The Riot Act and a neighbour with big eyes and bad hearing.
Remove spent .22 cartridge from fuse.
Replace with live .22 starter cap/ramset/ or something else entirely with the projectile REMOVED.
Replace safety arm and pin in the approved manner(?)
Place in encumbants fridge amongst beers, safety arm supported by fridge rear/bottles.
CAREFULLY remove pin (in the approved manner)
Exfiltrate and await developements.
These will probably include The Riot Act and a neighbour with big eyes and bad hearing.
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New words.
I think I can translate one of them.
skiffing (vb)
I think the dirty Army chap is advising you to stick his toothbrush up your bottom and take a photo.
This must be quite a common practice in the Army or they wouldn't have a word for it.
I think I can translate one of them.
skiffing (vb)
I think the dirty Army chap is advising you to stick his toothbrush up your bottom and take a photo.
This must be quite a common practice in the Army or they wouldn't have a word for it.
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Once hid the entire contents of a mates room in other mates rooms various around the mess (because he was always coming into our rooms on the borrow when we weren't there). We then moved all washing machines and tumble dryers from the laundry into said room. We made sure when he arrived back the tumble dryers were active(it was a true kodak moment). Also remove the room number from his door and replace with the Laundry sign from other door. Really funny. Please remember where you put all his stuff though, we didn't! it took about 6 weeks to find all his belongings.
When I did my Signalmans course in the navy, we relocated our 'mate's locker to the toilet! When he came back from leave, he first went into the toilet and let out: "HEY, they've put som idiot's locker in here!"
And then he found out who owned it..
And then he found out who owned it..
lights out!
A long time ago a chappy who had the next room to me used to thing it was a bit of a side splitter to turn on your light in the early hours, (light switch by the door), when one was having a kip, and then bugger off. This would obviously turn into a return match with the game sometimes lasting several hours/nights.
One evening this was particularly tedious, so js devised the 'game set and match' end play. First one has to get into the swing of the match, he turns yours on, you turn it off, turn his on etc. It is important to vary the timing of the returns, to ensure that he goes for the end play! After a suitable number of return serves, ideally about half a dozen or so, so you know he's going to come back, cover your light switch with shaving foam gel. The last thing matey boy is going to expect is to put his hand in something wet/gooey/sticky attatched to the wall in the pitch dark middle of the night. You can usually get a new selection of verbs nouns and assorted slang rearranged in orders you have never heard before. You might also get a bit of a lecture regarding lectricity and fluid, once they've calmed down a bit.
One evening this was particularly tedious, so js devised the 'game set and match' end play. First one has to get into the swing of the match, he turns yours on, you turn it off, turn his on etc. It is important to vary the timing of the returns, to ensure that he goes for the end play! After a suitable number of return serves, ideally about half a dozen or so, so you know he's going to come back, cover your light switch with shaving foam gel. The last thing matey boy is going to expect is to put his hand in something wet/gooey/sticky attatched to the wall in the pitch dark middle of the night. You can usually get a new selection of verbs nouns and assorted slang rearranged in orders you have never heard before. You might also get a bit of a lecture regarding lectricity and fluid, once they've calmed down a bit.