In BMI one of the very senior captains who thought he was clever always carried a piece of wire coat hangar bent into a circle. He would then place it in the hat rim of an unsuspecting colleague so that he got stopped by the security machine and an in depth search followed because they had to find the cause of the alert.. H e did it once too often and his first officer shopped his customs avoidance (smuggling) at Heathrow. One of the problems clever buggers don't expect is that they are sometimes outclassed by people nastier than they are
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