Prank on a mate's room
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Boot polish on the inside of the respirator.
Paint his helmet purple and then replace helmet cover.
Register him in regimental, station mag or even better internet as needing penpal for friendship maybe more (same or opposite sex dependant on level of friendship).
Oh and clearly forge letter to mess committe insisting on reasons to be next gardens member.
I assume all aspects of skullduggery involving fish and/or kebabs and/or eggs and radiators and/or wardrobes have been thought about
Paint his helmet purple and then replace helmet cover.
Register him in regimental, station mag or even better internet as needing penpal for friendship maybe more (same or opposite sex dependant on level of friendship).
Oh and clearly forge letter to mess committe insisting on reasons to be next gardens member.
I assume all aspects of skullduggery involving fish and/or kebabs and/or eggs and radiators and/or wardrobes have been thought about
I remember hearing about some guys who got some of the link-together drainage piping from B&Q, and set it up corner-corner in a nearby squadron boss's office...
.... then filled it full of concrete.
Then for good measure filled his desk drawers with baked beans.
.... then filled it full of concrete.
Then for good measure filled his desk drawers with baked beans.
Two quick ones. TrY to get hold of your mates car before he goes rushing off for the weekend and wire his lights to the horn. He will be desparate to get home, but the noise will drive him crazy. One I heard about was some QHI's getting hold of some turf and turfing the CFI's office and then putting up a sign 'KEEP OFF THE GRASS'.
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A link someone just sent me gave me an idea. Put up an affectionately "signed" picture of this celebrity.
You must be prepared to pay your victim's therapy bill. It may be extensive. And if you click on the link above, I'm not going to pay yours.
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You must be prepared to pay your victim's therapy bill. It may be extensive. And if you click on the link above, I'm not going to pay yours.
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Get a met balloon and and eletric squib. Fill said met balloon with powdered chalk and blow up to considerable size. Take a view foil frame (remeber those, things before Powerpoint!) cover both sides with tin-foil, gently blow in the middle to balloon it out slightly and seal. Hey presto, instant pressure pad!!! Connect the squib through the pressure pad to a 9v battery and attach to balloon. Close curtains, take light bulb out and place pressure pad inside the door.
Add in the other effects, fish, cress carpet and porn wallpapering etc...
Sit back and wait for the bang!!!
Add in the other effects, fish, cress carpet and porn wallpapering etc...
Sit back and wait for the bang!!!
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If he smokes, grind up CS gas pellet, mix with a little ash and a few butts for disguise and place in ash tray.
Carefully remove base of tin of beans. Firmly hold clingfilm over open end, invert, place clingfilmed end on firm surface such as shelf in wardrobe and withdraw clingfilm.
Aquire smoke grenade. Blue stains best. Place grenade in empty tin and attach a string to grenade and whichever door you wish to rig. Remove pin from grenade. As door is opened, string pulls grenade from tin and fly off lever performs as advertised.
For efforts 1 and 3, be prepared for lecture on misuse of pyros, do not expect Xmas leave any time before 2026 and ensure cheque book is to hand.
Carefully remove base of tin of beans. Firmly hold clingfilm over open end, invert, place clingfilmed end on firm surface such as shelf in wardrobe and withdraw clingfilm.
Aquire smoke grenade. Blue stains best. Place grenade in empty tin and attach a string to grenade and whichever door you wish to rig. Remove pin from grenade. As door is opened, string pulls grenade from tin and fly off lever performs as advertised.
For efforts 1 and 3, be prepared for lecture on misuse of pyros, do not expect Xmas leave any time before 2026 and ensure cheque book is to hand.
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To get those who go away and lock the room too, empty a large quantity of talc/flour on to a sheet of news paper and the then slide under the locked door. Then get hair dryer/ vacuum on blow and aim under the door. The room is filled with fine mist which settles to leave a `Antique` look to the room, which will take weeks/months/years (depeneding on amount used) to clear up.
Laughed so much I pulled a muscle the first time I did this.
Laughed so much I pulled a muscle the first time I did this.
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get yourself a couple of cans of shaving cream and leave them in some liquid nitrogen till they are frozen solid all the way through. Carefully cut away the aluminium that makes up the can leaving u with some frozen blocks of shaving cream. Distribute throughout his room, under his bed, a few in his cupboard, drawers and so on. Especially good if u time it so they finish melting just before he gets back. On arrival he will be greeted with a little winter wonderland
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Remove all fuses from fuse box of car. Carefully place appripriately insulated wire from one side of fuse mount to the other side of fuse mount for a different service. Presto, lights come on when turn indicator selected, horn goes off when power windows activated, radio comes on when cigarette lighter pressed. Careful how you re-route air bag... perhapse the brake light.....
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How nasty do you want to be? Big Tudor mentioned the cress carpet, having seen it and I can tell you it works a treat but will require a new carpet. I had a close friend who, after a few provocative actions, took the following actions. Remove plug from friends fridge, attach 8 stage maroons (electicaly operated bangers) to fridge light contacts, close fridge door, plug fridge in again, wait for friend (victim) to open fridge. BOOM. Probably not a good idea but was good for revenge
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When a few people went out for the evening, we took the opportunity to have some fun. Remove bed from room, transport to field and place on top of bales of hay. Borrow bale of hay, return to room, put bed sheets on hay bale and make it look as if nothing happened.
Alternatively, if they hate scampi fries, open a bag and place them strategically around their room.
Borrow car, drive to loaction where all doors will be blocked for entry and exit, remote lock car with windows down, throw keys in window before it closes. This can often give a real sense of humour failure.
Alternatively, if they hate scampi fries, open a bag and place them strategically around their room.
Borrow car, drive to loaction where all doors will be blocked for entry and exit, remote lock car with windows down, throw keys in window before it closes. This can often give a real sense of humour failure.
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Flicked on a kettle at work to make an early morning cuppa,and carried on looking at my phone.When I heard the kettle boil I spun round to fill my cup and was greeted by a scene similar to the "its only rock and roll,but I like it" video by the stones,with foam spewing out of everywhere from the kettle,found out someone had simply squirted a generous shot of washing up liquid in the kettle filled it with water and just left it,simple but effective i thought.What a mess.
LOL. What's the difference between a prank?
Never had the chance of anything room based as I did my service with 16 people bunk rooms, no reason to ruin things for the other 15 people. So in our case it mostly ended up being low level pranks.
Few folks turned up in the morning to find their locker having had an earthquake overnight, especially popular for the guys you knew would rock up 5 minutes before the morning lineup already squared away.
Leave your boots underneath the bed and you would likely find them filled with shaving cream.
One bloke that came back to the barracks after a few too many beers found himself still in bed the following morning....out in the corridor infront of the Captains room....bed having been carefully carried out there by his squad mates.
Few heavy sleepers also had the rest of their squads go full on ninja on them. Full on silenced wakeup, preparation and lineup in the corridor. Usually woke up from the Sergeants morning lineup call followed by "Lodgment X, 15 present, one still sleeping" reply.
Few folks turned up in the morning to find their locker having had an earthquake overnight, especially popular for the guys you knew would rock up 5 minutes before the morning lineup already squared away.
Leave your boots underneath the bed and you would likely find them filled with shaving cream.
One bloke that came back to the barracks after a few too many beers found himself still in bed the following morning....out in the corridor infront of the Captains room....bed having been carefully carried out there by his squad mates.
Few heavy sleepers also had the rest of their squads go full on ninja on them. Full on silenced wakeup, preparation and lineup in the corridor. Usually woke up from the Sergeants morning lineup call followed by "Lodgment X, 15 present, one still sleeping" reply.
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Replace his sugar with salt, drill a small hole in the sole of his shoes.
I went to NAS Corpus Christi for my Primary training in the fall 0f 1980. The tale I heard was two years prior a couple of hens were placed in an individual’s BOQ room (Bachelors Officer Quarters) while he was on a weekend cross country. I currently work as a training contractor for the navy. Turns out one of our new hire instructors was one of the perpetrators involved.
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Get a invisible postcode marker pen, those that you use to mark your TV's etc as a prevention of theft, then write "I am a......." ( i will leave that bit up to you ), across the back of his shirts, then anytime he walks into a nightclub etc that has the UV lighting it will glow for all to see.
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Aldeergrove Antics
The Sgts Messes at Aldergrove in the mid-1970s could be very dangerous, in fact I sometimes thought that taking my chances with the para-militaries was safer.
AAC pilot (N***l D*****y) smooths his way with somebody else's girl friend - capital offence.
One night in the mess he is told that his fellow pilots have doctored the wine in his room, the groundcrew have loosened the bed springs and they have also Araldited the door. During the passing of this intelligence some cad puts diuretic into pilot's beer. Pilot and girl, followed by discrete surveillance party of 20+ repair to his room where he intends to have his wicked way. Arrives at room and door opens OK, the bed is still serviceable and wine is still sealed.
Oh good thinks our hero as the diuretic starts to do its work. Excuses himself and goes to door which fails to budge. The discrete party had attached 1,000-lb breaking strain para cord from door handle to fixed radiator on opposite side of passage. Escape via the window is impossible because they all have XPM mesh over them to prevent the local nasties throwing anything in.
Large sheet of paper is slid under the door with neatly Letraseted (remember this) message: "Now be a smoothie whilst you p**s in the basin, b*****d
Went round the AAC like wildfir4e
AAC pilot (N***l D*****y) smooths his way with somebody else's girl friend - capital offence.
One night in the mess he is told that his fellow pilots have doctored the wine in his room, the groundcrew have loosened the bed springs and they have also Araldited the door. During the passing of this intelligence some cad puts diuretic into pilot's beer. Pilot and girl, followed by discrete surveillance party of 20+ repair to his room where he intends to have his wicked way. Arrives at room and door opens OK, the bed is still serviceable and wine is still sealed.
Oh good thinks our hero as the diuretic starts to do its work. Excuses himself and goes to door which fails to budge. The discrete party had attached 1,000-lb breaking strain para cord from door handle to fixed radiator on opposite side of passage. Escape via the window is impossible because they all have XPM mesh over them to prevent the local nasties throwing anything in.
Large sheet of paper is slid under the door with neatly Letraseted (remember this) message: "Now be a smoothie whilst you p**s in the basin, b*****d
Went round the AAC like wildfir4e