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Grimweasel,
I find it somewhat incredible that considering some of the vitriolic (note spelling) and vulgar content of some of your previous posts on this and other threads you should have the audacity to suggest to Echo 5 that he should move off to another thread.
Just in case you have missed the obvious it was he who created this thread for the benefit, primarily, of Movers and Loadies although I am sure that sensible input from others would have been quite acceptable.
Your loutish behaviour is now starting to pi$$ most people off so why don't you go and play on ARRSE as some others have already suggested or better still, crawl back under the rock from whence you came.
A Happy and Prosperous New Year to all other PPRuNers.
I find it somewhat incredible that considering some of the vitriolic (note spelling) and vulgar content of some of your previous posts on this and other threads you should have the audacity to suggest to Echo 5 that he should move off to another thread.
Just in case you have missed the obvious it was he who created this thread for the benefit, primarily, of Movers and Loadies although I am sure that sensible input from others would have been quite acceptable.
Your loutish behaviour is now starting to pi$$ most people off so why don't you go and play on ARRSE as some others have already suggested or better still, crawl back under the rock from whence you came.
A Happy and Prosperous New Year to all other PPRuNers.
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Grimweasel, happy new year to you and your "mates" from Movers and Loadies everywhere ......www.thesun.co.uk/popupWindow/0,,...
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DC8 and 3 Greens,
Great suggestions fella's but I feel it's only a matter of time before "they" reply. Perhaps if we ignore them they might just take the hint and join their fellow squaddies on Arrse, that very aptly named site
However i doubt it.pity 
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
Great suggestions fella's but I feel it's only a matter of time before "they" reply. Perhaps if we ignore them they might just take the hint and join their fellow squaddies on Arrse, that very aptly named site
However i doubt it.pity all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
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abiw, dc8 and the rest of you happy chaps,
Seems you can only give it (pardon the pun) and when a small amount of banter comes your way you all get on the defensive and puff out your chests!!
Come now friends, in the current tri service climate (purple, I believe it used to be called?) can't we all sling mud, take the pain and enjoy our freedom of speech. Afterall, why did we launch Operation Overlord?
Chin Chin. See you on the playing fields at Eton. Hurrah! Oh, and troops. Why go to ARRSE when we can be in pain in yours?
Do take life less seriously - theres only so many beats in the old ticker.
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ps abiw, do you really think we wouldn't catch the bait?
Seems you can only give it (pardon the pun) and when a small amount of banter comes your way you all get on the defensive and puff out your chests!!
Come now friends, in the current tri service climate (purple, I believe it used to be called?) can't we all sling mud, take the pain and enjoy our freedom of speech. Afterall, why did we launch Operation Overlord?
Chin Chin. See you on the playing fields at Eton. Hurrah! Oh, and troops. Why go to ARRSE when we can be in pain in yours?
Do take life less seriously - theres only so many beats in the old ticker.
lfogootfw
isitd
ps abiw, do you really think we wouldn't catch the bait?
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3greens ABIW etc.....
I have a few teddy bears here that I believe fell from your prams!!
So sad to see that you rise to such idle banter. Mind you, you blueies always have a habit of spilling the beans and mouthing off when you shouldn't. True to par really. What more can we expect from the spoilt little children of the sky??
Don't come here if you don't want to then. Simple. Don't read it if you hate it so much. But no, you have to show off and retreat behind your boring and oh so predictable usual lark of pickin' people up on their spellin'! How dull. There must be a place for you both on Corrie when KEN BARLOw dies!!
"Oh dear more spelling.......etc"
"Cheers Ken!!" (ie Boring dull grey, "more peas Norma?" John Major persona geeks)
Let the battle commence!!
I have a few teddy bears here that I believe fell from your prams!!
So sad to see that you rise to such idle banter. Mind you, you blueies always have a habit of spilling the beans and mouthing off when you shouldn't. True to par really. What more can we expect from the spoilt little children of the sky??
Don't come here if you don't want to then. Simple. Don't read it if you hate it so much. But no, you have to show off and retreat behind your boring and oh so predictable usual lark of pickin' people up on their spellin'! How dull. There must be a place for you both on Corrie when KEN BARLOw dies!!
"Oh dear more spelling.......etc"
"Cheers Ken!!" (ie Boring dull grey, "more peas Norma?" John Major persona geeks)
Let the battle commence!!
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Like shooting fish in a barrel
Soooooooo predictable
Still all the time they/he are/is here the standards on ARRSE will not be being dragged down
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
Soooooooo predictable
Still all the time they/he are/is here the standards on ARRSE will not be being dragged down all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
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E5,
Having checked FEBA's list I think, based on most of the comments made in this thread with regards to our culinary skills us Loadies wold be better suited to the vacant position as cook
Now as regards the "door marshall" position let me think........what sort of attributes does the average bouncer nowadays need
well I suppose an inbread need to thump anything that walks would be useful.........
an ability to reed and write proper probabaly not essential.........
not be able to string together a small sentence but be able to grunt incoherantly is a must.........
and whilst on holiday consider a shovel to not only be an integral part of the chat up routine but realise it can double up as a "sex toy"
Now where would we find people to fit that sort of bill...........anyway ignore me as i'm just talking ARRSE
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
Having checked FEBA's list I think, based on most of the comments made in this thread with regards to our culinary skills
us Loadies wold be better suited to the vacant position as cook Now as regards the "door marshall" position let me think........what sort of attributes does the average bouncer nowadays need
well I suppose an inbread need to thump anything that walks would be useful.........
an ability to reed and write proper probabaly not essential.........
not be able to string together a small sentence but be able to grunt incoherantly is a must.........
and whilst on holiday consider a shovel to not only be an integral part of the chat up routine but realise it can double up as a "sex toy"
Now where would we find people to fit that sort of bill...........anyway ignore me as i'm just talking ARRSE
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
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ABIW,
I think that we are forgetting that FEBA and partners will demand the highest of standards.
Dress sense alone will require short back and sides,dickey bow tie and Dinner Jacket.
I think we can forget shaven heads and donkey jackets don't you know.
Methinks this is going to be a very difficult selection process.
E5
I think that we are forgetting that FEBA and partners will demand the highest of standards.
Dress sense alone will require short back and sides,dickey bow tie and Dinner Jacket.
I think we can forget shaven heads and donkey jackets don't you know.
Methinks this is going to be a very difficult selection process.
E5
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Just read this on the "Gizzit" thread.
" Got stuck for transport on a mission once so we just nicked a Movers Landrover and flow ( yes flow) it back to our base an hour away. I wished i could of seen his face!"
Judging by the writers name I assume that the vehicle was whisked away in Albert. What a wizard prank eh!
I just wonder if, before the vehicle was nicked, the Loadie ensured that there was an acceptable amount of fuel in the tanks and that the battery was properly prepared for air transport.
" Got stuck for transport on a mission once so we just nicked a Movers Landrover and flow ( yes flow) it back to our base an hour away. I wished i could of seen his face!"
Judging by the writers name I assume that the vehicle was whisked away in Albert. What a wizard prank eh!
I just wonder if, before the vehicle was nicked, the Loadie ensured that there was an acceptable amount of fuel in the tanks and that the battery was properly prepared for air transport.
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Course he would........we do it every day cos experiance tells us "others" are bound to f@ck it up
.........and they usually do
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
.........and they usually do all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
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ABIW,
I thought that I may elicit a response from another individual who may have remembered the incident.
Considering it was supposed to be a quick snatch (as Gizzits usually are) it would be rather fortuitous don't you think that said vehicle was all prepped up ready to go. Not questioning the integrity of any Loadie just the accuracy of the tale.
E5
I thought that I may elicit a response from another individual who may have remembered the incident.
Considering it was supposed to be a quick snatch (as Gizzits usually are) it would be rather fortuitous don't you think that said vehicle was all prepped up ready to go. Not questioning the integrity of any Loadie just the accuracy of the tale.
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Wonderful !!
LOL - things never change do they ??? I've been away from it for 9 years now, but reading through these threads and it was just like yesterday. Glad to see South Cerney is still as popular as ever.
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"prepped up ready to go"...........
So when the fu@k does that USUALLY happen
all spelling mistakes are"df" alcohol induced
..............tee hee only jokin as i am now on the wrong side of a meat vindaloo with trimings, 4 pints of kingfisher, 2 pints of wife beater and 4 big cans of keo
.............hic
So when the fu@k does that USUALLY
happen all spelling mistakes are"df" alcohol induced
..............tee hee only jokin as i am now on the wrong side of a meat vindaloo with trimings, 4 pints of kingfisher, 2 pints of wife beater and 4 big cans of keo
.............hic
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ABIW,
Nice mixture there but just remember................It can be a long and lonely journey at the back end of Albert sat on the Elsan !!!
E5
Nice mixture there but just remember................It can be a long and lonely journey at the back end of Albert sat on the Elsan !!!
E5
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Army Mover,
Welcome to the fray, hows your wagon wheel.
Mover - 'did you pack your bags yourself, sir?'
Passenger - 'No, I got a dodgy looking columbian selling crack whores to several illegal asylum seekers, slipped them some fake passports and got him to fill the false floor in my suit case with his special talc. OK, mucker?'
Mover - 'Excellent, sir. Lash this in where, loadie?'
As if I'm going to meet the maker by my own hand you silly little man/woman/fijian/shemale . Oh and thanks for dragging me all the way to South ****ty, 12 hours before my flight leaves Lyneham, c*nto!
lfogootfw!
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ABIW,
Can you manage all that strong alcohol me old? Best nottell mumsie!!
Welcome to the fray, hows your wagon wheel.
Mover - 'did you pack your bags yourself, sir?'
Passenger - 'No, I got a dodgy looking columbian selling crack whores to several illegal asylum seekers, slipped them some fake passports and got him to fill the false floor in my suit case with his special talc. OK, mucker?'
Mover - 'Excellent, sir. Lash this in where, loadie?'
As if I'm going to meet the maker by my own hand you silly little man/woman/fijian/shemale . Oh and thanks for dragging me all the way to South ****ty, 12 hours before my flight leaves Lyneham, c*nto!
lfogootfw!
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ABIW,
Can you manage all that strong alcohol me old? Best nottell mumsie!!
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Possibly the best news of 2004 and so far see's "I stood in the door, but only after one of those nice aircrew chaps gave me permision" depart these island shores
Really going to miss his wit and banter on here.........cold winter nights won't be the same
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
depart these island shores Really going to miss his wit and banter on here.........cold winter nights won't be the same
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ABIW - Are you chaps on the mainland are all trotting to a central computer to input your posts? Those of us over the water are using t'internet.
ISITD - South Cerney - not RAF South Cerney is it? Nope. Army run. For the Army. So you get bu**ered about by true pros before we get hold of you.
Does anyone else here trust ISITD to pack his own bags? Didn't think so.
Oh - it is nice to see Movers/Loadies floating up the board again.
ISITD - South Cerney - not RAF South Cerney is it? Nope. Army run. For the Army. So you get bu**ered about by true pros before we get hold of you.
Does anyone else here trust ISITD to pack his own bags? Didn't think so.
Oh - it is nice to see Movers/Loadies floating up the board again.
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Mr Hinecap,
Mmmmmmmm, the pesky boys in blue are trying to ressurrect RAF Sth Scary - tis Tri Service now I believe (not seen any fish heads there, though).
Seemsquiet, nil banter accccccttttttiiiiooooooonnnnn!
Farewell abiw, were u gonna be broken in now?
ISITD
Mmmmmmmm, the pesky boys in blue are trying to ressurrect RAF Sth Scary - tis Tri Service now I believe (not seen any fish heads there, though).
Seemsquiet, nil banter accccccttttttiiiiooooooonnnnn!
Farewell abiw, were u gonna be broken in now?
ISITD