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Old 23rd Mar 2009, 14:49
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No you all come back to me baching... Me is not only ony feel so about these issue. Manys Arabs do not like expats coming to middle east and coming. You doesnt do anything about? Why? My englsih cannot be good becuase I arab. You can go back to your country and try working in it with financial crisis like is now...how? You ask why? then tell me?

Middle East is best country in the world to life. That is the reason you comes here in first place. Then why you comes here? Why? You have to respekt culture and our people. Not just come here and think you are the best by saying you expat. Expat is not the best, we is very good people who is hard working and more capable of eveything. Just look around and see what we build in so short years. We have a lot of money and can get all we want. Even you to come here and work for our. You have to be used to it, it will be that way and is not change. Do'nt like it, then went back to your house.

and Wiley, I have 4 words for you...

We Dont Like You...

When you complan all time, when you thinks this is rubish, when you didnt respect the culture, when you thinks your best. So finish your agreement and went back to your country and find better work then middle east if you is not happy here.
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Old 23rd Mar 2009, 14:51
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Tayar

Just one question please....do you actually talk to ATC with the same english skill you display on this and other threads..since Tayar means pilot

Another question....do you work for free?

P.S TAYAR I AM AN ARAB
P.S ICAO level 4.....
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Old 23rd Mar 2009, 21:50
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My God...Hilarious..
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Old 24th Mar 2009, 03:52
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Cmon girls, Tayer is such an obvious fake. He is probably one of the bored guys on the 777, most certainly from England. Good one Tayer !

PS By the way, if it is even you, BORAT, then please continue, we need you here!!
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Old 24th Mar 2009, 05:38
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Ladies please get back on track

This thread is not designed to bad mouth the UAE, in soem ways it is complementing the way of life.

Those of us who are perpetual expats, enjoy life here, enjoy work, enjoy the ethnic mix.

The "too Long" threads are only humour, and as such must be taken with TWO pinches of salt.

So please lets get back to the thread.

When: driving along the 311 highway in a sand storm, there is a camel in the centre reservation, quite happy and content, trying to eat the sacking covering the new speed limit sign.

the road signs on the gantry ahead relate to the new junction that should be finished soon....but you take the "wrong" turn, and arrive at the destination 1 hour late, when that destination is only on the other side of the road, where the offending sign was.

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Old 24th Mar 2009, 06:48
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... back to original topic..

when this sight isn't startling!!

Mallu Biker in Karama, Dubai on Flickr - Photo Sharing!
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Old 24th Mar 2009, 08:10
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flyhigh7078, I'm assuming you're being particularly clever in posting a Flickr link... 'cos Flickr is blocked for users in Dubai.

Another "you've been too long in the Middle East..." comment?

Oh, and BTW, (an in joke for Dubai residents), Tayer's first name is Alan.
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Old 24th Mar 2009, 22:29
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Oh sorry! I am based in Doha.. its a pic of an indian guy on a Harley wearing this 'sarong' thing which they refer to as mundu.. quite funny
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Old 25th Mar 2009, 03:45
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Originally Posted by Wiley
flyhigh7078, I'm assuming you're being particularly clever in posting a Flickr link... 'cos Flickr is blocked for users in Dubai.
You have been too long in the ME...... when you always use a VPN
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Old 25th Mar 2009, 06:20
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You’ve been in the ME too long when….

You expect the vehicle that is passing you and merely a blur due to travelling at high-warp speeds to be either:
  • A Toyota land cruiser with a driver on a mobile phone, or
  • A Gems school bus full of kids.
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Old 25th Mar 2009, 07:40
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Can we have a poll to guess who (Al - [good one, Wiley]) Tayer really is? As in, what (soooo obviously not a Local) nationality he is?

I can't guess the nationality, (wait a minute... troublemaker... taking the piss... hmmmm... obviously Australian) but my guess would be a bored to snores with his only one flight a month A3-latey pilot.
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Old 25th Mar 2009, 07:52
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you've been in the ME too long when:

you perfectly know how they speak english, just like tayar.
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Old 25th Mar 2009, 11:34
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........when your wife is watching arabic soap...and that you don t bother anymore....
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Old 25th Mar 2009, 11:40
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hey jet 2 wich vpn u use , and how much u pay, or can u get it free, send me pm please, if zain or batelco finds out they keep blocking new sites , like the can't bust me .com.....etc....
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Old 26th Mar 2009, 04:26
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sex on the beach is no longer legal

when:

sex on the beach takes on a whole new meaning.

a gay couple are encouraged to hold hands in public, but a hetrosexual couple may not.

reveiling skirts worn by men are allowed but not by women.

the driver of a car that runs over a dark skinned, darkly dressed persons runs out in a highway is arrested for murder, when the stream of traffic was so heavy any manouver would have killed many more.

the government decrees that no local staff will be dismissed in the economic climate, but ex pats can and will.

dirty cars will be towed away from parking lots.....and destroyed.

a maid who is in a coma, has been fined for overstaying her visa.

<thats only todays paper>

windy
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Old 26th Mar 2009, 22:17
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When you catch yourself humming an arabic pop song!!

A bit off the topic but I just cant help but share this article in the local paper I saw the other day:

"Casanova Arrested: A man was arrested following a complaint lodged by a female National, who accused him of pretending that he intended to marry her simply to 'get her into bed'. After he had achieved this, however, "he then broke his promise and started avoiding me" said the women, and an investigation is underway.

Can anyone believe this!!!
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Old 27th Mar 2009, 00:23
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What a clown she is
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Old 27th Mar 2009, 06:09
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itswindy - "the driver of a car that runs over a dark skinned, darkly dressed persons runs out in a highway is arrested for murder, when the stream of traffic was so heavy any manouver would have killed many more.

a maid who is in a coma, has been fined for overstaying her visa."

Is that for real??? man sure gives a new meaning to stupidity...
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Old 27th Mar 2009, 10:29
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Kit330 both quotes real

I will try to find the gulf news links, but they are certainly real, the driver was last week, the coma a month or two ago.

There is a classic every day in the local rags.

glf
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Old 27th Mar 2009, 14:17
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When, upon requesting one of McDonalds finest Big Macs, you are presented with the choice-Chicken or beef, chicken or beef

A chicken Big Mac?? WTF is that all about??!!
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