PPRuNe Forums - View Single Post - You have been too long in Middle East....
Old 26th Mar 2009, 04:26
  #115 (permalink)  
Itswindyout
 
Join Date: Mar 2003
Location: deco stop
Posts: 341
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
sex on the beach is no longer legal

when:

sex on the beach takes on a whole new meaning.

a gay couple are encouraged to hold hands in public, but a hetrosexual couple may not.

reveiling skirts worn by men are allowed but not by women.

the driver of a car that runs over a dark skinned, darkly dressed persons runs out in a highway is arrested for murder, when the stream of traffic was so heavy any manouver would have killed many more.

the government decrees that no local staff will be dismissed in the economic climate, but ex pats can and will.

dirty cars will be towed away from parking lots.....and destroyed.

a maid who is in a coma, has been fined for overstaying her visa.

<thats only todays paper>

windy
Itswindyout is offline