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10th Sep 2009, 23:19
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Posted By GasFitter

Stellios Starts African Franchise of EasyJet

Pilot: "I think that this "African Speedy Boarding" system needs reviewing!"
14th Mar 2008, 13:57
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Posted By GasFitter

Fife Chain Gang

"Swing Low. Sweet Chariot. Coming for to carry me home!"
14th Mar 2008, 13:53
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Posted By GasFitter

RAF Leuchars OC Fwd Support Wing's Latest GEMS Idea

"With the Tornado IPT now contracted to Rolls-Royce for 'Power-By-The-Hour', it's cheaper to employ these airmen for all taxying duties, thus reducing our costs! Now, where's my £25?"
9th Nov 2007, 16:03
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Posted By GasFitter

Stand Easy

Attendees emabark on informal conversation during a 'Stand Easy' at London's LGBT Awareness Weekend.
28th Oct 2007, 21:58
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Posted By GasFitter

"The Nav kit's not working, 'cos it says 'ere...

"The Nav kit's not working, 'cos it says 'ere "BATTERIES NOT SUPPLIED"!
26th Oct 2007, 18:57
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Posted By GasFitter

Pilot: "Make sure you pull the flush and wash...

Pilot: "Make sure you pull the flush and wash your hands when you've finished!"
10th Sep 2007, 00:10
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Posted By GasFitter

I think I signed for a twin-sticker. Can you see...

I think I signed for a twin-sticker. Can you see it anywhere?
4th Sep 2007, 10:38
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Posted By GasFitter

As the Colonel-In-Chief, do I get first go on all...

As the Colonel-In-Chief, do I get first go on all the new equipment?
31st Aug 2007, 23:15
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Posted By GasFitter

"I'm not sure who has the biggest skid-marks,...

"I'm not sure who has the biggest skid-marks, Skipper, but all I can say at this moment, is that the ones I'm looking at are quite big!"
7th Aug 2007, 13:43
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Posted By GasFitter

DHE Building Programme: Brize Norton

Minister denies that new DHE Building Programme to replace condemned MQs at RAF Brize Norton is "unambitious"! On a positive note he also stated that: "The labour involved with the project has been...
30th Jul 2007, 22:25
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Posted By GasFitter

"George Michael gets 'Spaced out' at the wheel...

"George Michael gets 'Spaced out' at the wheel ... again!"
26th Jul 2007, 20:22
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By GasFitter

Military Aid to the Civil Authority (MACA)

UK Firefighters Stretched to Breaking Point After Being Withdrawn from Flood Relief Duty in Gloucestershire to Assist 'Big Foam Nite' in Ibiza!
25th Jul 2007, 19:05
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Posted By GasFitter

Government response to Chief of General Staff's...

Government response to Chief of General Staff's comments that 'Armed Forces are running 'White Hot'', isn't quite what he wanted!
21st Jul 2007, 21:48
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Posted By GasFitter

The Results from the GASFITTING Jury.

http://farm1.static.flickr.com/221/479923093_cbdf58a19b_o.jpg

In 3rd place: pohm1 with
In 2nd place: MAD Boom with
THE WINNER: c-bert with
So, c-bert, 'very well done' and it's over to...
16th Jul 2007, 20:15
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By GasFitter

"I have control, Sir!" Oh my word! Here...

"I have control, Sir!"

Oh my word!

Here Goes!

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GF
13th Jul 2007, 19:02
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By GasFitter

Soldier:

"Ladies, we take veiled threats very seriously!"
4th Jul 2007, 21:40
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Views: 10,868,083
Posted By GasFitter

1: BFBS "Celebrity Come Dancing" gets off to a...

1: BFBS "Celebrity Come Dancing" gets off to a shaky start!

2: "You should see the size of the one that got away!"

3: Army fail 'Situational Awareness' test ....... "THERE'S NO F**KING WATER!"...
22nd Jun 2007, 14:14
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By GasFitter

Farewell

Last Operational Jaguar Squadron hold 'farewell' final parade.
12th Jun 2007, 18:28
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Posted By GasFitter

If you think these tablets are big, you should...

If you think these tablets are big, you should see the size of the dishwasher!
11th Jun 2007, 18:56
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Posted By GasFitter

Now .... is this a 'shoot him with the 9mm'...

Now .... is this a 'shoot him with the 9mm' moment, or a 'lay dead and he'll leave you alone' moment?

or

"That's 'Bad Form' Old Chap! He's not wearing a collar or proper shoes in accordance...
30th May 2007, 15:55
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By GasFitter

New Frigate: Cheapest Bidder Loses Out

Chap hanging on to the main mast.

"When I said the new Type 45 should have room for a Merlin on the back, I meant a helicopter, not a magician with a white beard!"
24th May 2007, 19:12
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By GasFitter

RAF Coningsby Station 'Unofficial' Magazine

Editors at the 'Metal Detector Monthly' finally vindicated!
22nd May 2007, 19:17
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By GasFitter

Army Contracted Out To Dyno-Rod

"Give it a 105mm into the sewers .... that should clear it"
22nd May 2007, 19:15
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By GasFitter

Battle Damage Assessment Team Staneval

"Sorry guys you've failed! Forget the stone chips on the front, there's a more pressing issue at the rear!"
11th May 2007, 19:30
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By GasFitter

Conservative MP for Devizes, Michael Ancram,...

Conservative MP for Devizes, Michael Ancram, makes a play for Shadow Defence Secretary!
26th Apr 2007, 02:01
Replies: 58,121
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Posted By GasFitter

"AIRBUS uncover new 'Russian Doll' sales...

"AIRBUS uncover new 'Russian Doll' sales gimmick!"

"Latest AIRBUS delivery gets stuck and can only be overcome using the Heimlich Manoeuvre!"
19th Apr 2007, 19:24
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By GasFitter

Navy Address Media-Handling Criticisms

A Senior Navy Spokesman said:

"Well, at least if our latest recruits get captured by the Iranians, we'll hand over the SA80s and have a damn good excuse to cry like babies!":{ :{ :{ :{
6th Apr 2007, 12:36
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By GasFitter

RAF ON NEW KAMIKAZE RECRUITMENT DRIVE . ...

RAF ON NEW KAMIKAZE RECRUITMENT DRIVE
.
Hopefuls say ... "That's Nice!"
5th Apr 2007, 20:13
Replies: 58,121
Views: 10,868,083
Posted By GasFitter

"It's not a difficult job ladies ... my wife's...

"It's not a difficult job ladies ... my wife's better at it than I am!"
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