Caption competition
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Hi Folks,
Due to a lack of entries in the last couple of days and the fact my nice employers have ruined my weekend and I won’t be able to post on Sunday I have decided to pass on the baton in good timely order.
In joint third for being topical.
Airborne Artist
"Sorry love, you've got great assets, but CAS says we can't use your image as nose art, so I'm afraid I'll have to cancel the photo shoot. Have you tried the Sun?"
and
Fluffy Bunny
Sorry boys, you can't paint that on the nose of your jet it's not PC you know.
In second place
Big Bear
Photographic evidence is unearthed that provides positive proof that inside every fat girl there is indeed a thin one trying to get out
And the WINNER is
VitaminGee
"Don't move love, I need somewhere to rest my pint while I go for a pee."
Cheers clicker
Due to a lack of entries in the last couple of days and the fact my nice employers have ruined my weekend and I won’t be able to post on Sunday I have decided to pass on the baton in good timely order.
In joint third for being topical.
Airborne Artist
"Sorry love, you've got great assets, but CAS says we can't use your image as nose art, so I'm afraid I'll have to cancel the photo shoot. Have you tried the Sun?"
and
Fluffy Bunny
Sorry boys, you can't paint that on the nose of your jet it's not PC you know.
In second place
Big Bear
Photographic evidence is unearthed that provides positive proof that inside every fat girl there is indeed a thin one trying to get out
And the WINNER is
VitaminGee
"Don't move love, I need somewhere to rest my pint while I go for a pee."
Cheers clicker
Red On, Green On
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Everyone thought the young Pilot Officer was a spotter anorak when he said "Look at the bear" while he was caddying for the Staish.
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Confucious say: Golfer caught with bear behind may get a hole in one.
Or:
I'm claiming a Bear-die for that!
Or:
I'm claiming a Bear-die for that!
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"So Ladies and Gentleman in conclusion the Green Party now believe that in the story of "Goldilocks and the three bears" it should have been "Goldilocks and the three boys". We also believe that Goldilocks was in fact the mother bear who had wrecked the humans belongings in her own cave after the humans had decided to camp within"
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You've done the 'Maple Flag' survival course you deal with it.
Or
Mind if I play through ?
Or
Mind if I play through ?
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The Morden Day Jungle Book
Baloo the bear ran from the forest crying "Mowgli Mowgli Where are you, You promised if you live with humans you won't destroy my forest,You let me down boy "