Caption competition

[oli,_the_original]

It was starting to emerge that equal opportunities for all abilities was not ideal in some professions.

[EngAl]

"The b*gger who sold it to me said the reheat wouldn't affect the handling!"

[Milt]

"I turned the steering thing the way pilots of aircraft do and it went the other way!"

[6Z3]

Fallen Angel of the North Circular
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Tracy Emin's answer to the iconic Gateshead landmark.

[Hempy]

"No mate we couldn't find a Doctor only a vet.......have we go any white screens around?"

[C_Cret]

I just wanted to experience the trenches like my late Tommy did during the war...

Or

I know we're having a problem with landslides on the coast but in the town centre...???

[airborne_artist]

I told Bert I couldn't trim the rudder, but he wouldn't listen.

[6Z3]

We've removed the Ann Summers undergarment, but I believe she's either suffering from a form of PTSD, or still has another device running. Let's just hope its not fitted with a Duracell.

[GPMG]

That's the last time I let Derek take me round some Jaffa Cakes!

[cynicalint]

"Control, she's grumpy so I'm just checking her RHAG state now"

[6Z3]

Attenborough voice-over: After 65 years in its pupal state the terrifying creature emerges in Croyden High Street, shedding sheets of its pale blue Dalekanium outer shell before tunnelling into the town's water main..... Dum'd'dum, Dum'd'dum, Dum'd'dum Derrrrrrrrr...

[ACW599]

The Board of Inquiry found that in the operational circumstances pertaining, Fg Off Miggins' reliance on translational lift had been unwise.

[airborne_artist]

User trials of the FRES single-seater were not completely successful when Doris from registry tried taking hers home for the evening.

[PingDit]

'Home Guard give demonstration of latest trench transportation system.'

[ShyTorque]

Well done folks, four pages is good going! I'll judge the winner on thursday p.m.

[airborne_artist]

"But Mr Farley said I was so much more mature than your average single seater driver"

[blogger]

I thought the cart was dual fuel, when the battery died I tried to run it on gas.

[harrogate]

Colin Montgomerie was left dejected after losing his nerve yet again at what was regarded as an easy hole.

[Kolibear]

Mrs Miggins ponders the difference between understeer and oversteer.

[The AvgasDinosaur]

"One less candidate for the vacant Lewis Hamilton team mate job"
Sadly Bertha you will have to try again.
Be lucky
David