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Despite the smug grin it was slowly dawning on McBloggs that perhaps what HMQ had actually said was that she wanted a photo with some glorious jocks for her 80th.
The 1962 Knobbly Knees Competition Final at Maplin's was dominated by a very strong Scottish contingent. The competition was marred, however, by an unseemly display from the front row.
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A spokesman from Buckingham Palace said that although her Majesty had taken some offence at Major Ardon's behaviour, she hoped that his subsequent Court Martial would take into account the fact that it was a only a "Stand Easy" rather than stood to "Attention!"
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Dazed and confused by the 27 pints of heavy he had necked whilst out with his VGS mates the night before, and, desparate not to chunder, the odd one out standing behind Lilibet still felt on safe ground for forgetting his red sash 'cos he knew his cock would get his boss out.
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Due to cuts in funding the Regimental Mascot had been downsized from a goat to a trouser snake. It's only worry being 1st Battalion the Prince of Wales's Own Regiment of Yorkshire's Ferret. (Gen dit BTW
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Well then - how do I choose???? All so good...
Old Joke of the Year Award goes to:
Speedpig, with the ancient:
In Third Place: Talking Radalt for making me laugh outloudwith
In Second Place: umba with the observational
But with a wonderful connection to all that is bad in the world, the Winner is:
ZH875 With the Topical
But really - well done to all - I wish I could give you all a prize......
Old Joke of the Year Award goes to:
Speedpig, with the ancient:
Corporal McSmug was pleased to demonstrate to HMQ that there was indeed nothing worn under the kilt. It was all in perfect working order.
Despite the smug grin it was slowly dawning on McBloggs that perhaps what HMQ had actually said was that she wanted a photo with some glorious jocks for her 80th.
Dazed and confused by the 27 pints of heavy he had necked whilst out with his VGS mates the night before, and, desparate not to chunder, the odd one out standing behind Lilibet still felt on safe ground for forgetting his red sash 'cos he knew his cock would get his boss out.
ZH875 With the Topical
Big Phil McDick was still waiting for JPA to pay his Incidental allowances, after 17 weeks he finally ran out of clean underpants...
In Second Place: umba with the observational Quote:
Dazed and confused by the 27 pints of heavy he had necked whilst out with his VGS mates the night before, and, desparate not to chunder, the odd one out standing behind Lilibet still felt on safe ground for forgetting his red sash 'cos he knew his cock would get his boss out.
Dazed and confused by the 27 pints of heavy he had necked whilst out with his VGS mates the night before, and, desparate not to chunder, the odd one out standing behind Lilibet still felt on safe ground for forgetting his red sash 'cos he knew his cock would get his boss out.
Umba - Over to you.