In Second Place: umba with the observational Quote:
Dazed and confused by the 27 pints of heavy he had necked whilst out with his VGS mates the night before, and, desparate not to chunder, the odd one out standing behind Lilibet still felt on safe ground for forgetting his red sash 'cos he knew his cock would get his boss out.
I am currently sunning myself in California and am well away from my assets, so to keep the momentum going, I shall say Thank you to Lafyar Cokov and offer the floor to umba.
Umba - Over to you.