Well then - how do I choose???? All so good...
Old Joke of the Year Award goes to:
Speedpig, with the ancient:
Corporal McSmug was pleased to demonstrate to HMQ that there was indeed nothing worn under the kilt. It was all in perfect working order.
In Third Place: Talking Radalt for making me laugh outloudwith
Despite the smug grin it was slowly dawning on McBloggs that perhaps what HMQ had actually said was that she wanted a photo with some glorious jocks for her 80th.
In Second Place: umba with the observational
Dazed and confused by the 27 pints of heavy he had necked whilst out with his VGS mates the night before, and, desparate not to chunder, the odd one out standing behind Lilibet still felt on safe ground for forgetting his red sash 'cos he knew his cock would get his boss out.
But with a wonderful connection to all that is bad in the world, the Winner is:
ZH875 With the Topical
Big Phil McDick was still waiting for JPA to pay his Incidental allowances, after 17 weeks he finally ran out of clean underpants...
But really - well done to all - I wish I could give you all a prize......