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Old 10th Mar 2006, 19:46
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Originally Posted by Ivan Rogov
P.S. I imagine one of those landing on your head would hurt!
Imagine the pair of them landing on your head.
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Old 10th Mar 2006, 22:45
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"The US Air Forces policy on the safety distance between bazookas and high explosives differs from our own"

"New terrorist tactics were to try and convince the coalition forces NOT to drop the bomb"
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Old 10th Mar 2006, 22:56
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Heard of boom and bust son, well guess which one this is - correct both of them!
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Old 10th Mar 2006, 23:08
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Margaret from bomb disposal demonstrating her highly individual method of sucking out high explosive.......
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Old 10th Mar 2006, 23:25
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crude, sexist and offensive.... liking it!
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Old 12th Mar 2006, 06:13
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Nothing original, nor particularly funny, but....


DAMN!
 
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The gentle ticking was nice....but she sensed the climax was to come....
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Old 18th Mar 2006, 17:36
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BIG Bertha meets Big Bertha (shell)
http://www.worldwar1.com/heritage/bbertha.htm
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Old 27th Mar 2006, 08:43
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And the winner is:

The NR Fairy
with "Mohammed wasn't sure that the virgins WOULD be in the next life, so he was taking no chances and packing one of his own."

It's been a while since this thread was active, so we'll kick off with a new competition.

For your next challenge, complete a suitable caption/thought bubble for this picture of the Prime Minister and her husband:

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Old 27th Mar 2006, 08:53
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Bleurgh.....!
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Old 27th Mar 2006, 09:01
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EYES FRONT, you 'orrible little man.
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YOUR FIRED.
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You are the weakest link....
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He thinks: I could never fill that, never. Now Gordon.....he could, I'm sure of it.
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Old 27th Mar 2006, 09:23
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At the Proms

"Wider still and Wider"
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Old 27th Mar 2006, 10:15
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Let me tell you the one about the wide mouthed frog ......
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Old 27th Mar 2006, 10:23
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Tony told the brave ascoteer that he need not worry about the broken APU, he had found an another source of hot air.
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Old 27th Mar 2006, 10:43
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And the gold medal for the didgeridoo swallowing contest goes to ...

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Darling, you're meant to blow a didge, not suck!
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Old 27th Mar 2006, 10:44
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"Is that ectoplasm, or are you just glad to see me?"
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Old 27th Mar 2006, 11:06
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Whilst visiting the English athletes in a tent in Melbourne:

"Excuse me but I just need to get close to a man's naked body!"

Nope!! That doesn't count as a caption 'cos she actually said it!

Stupid Cow! Is that the level of intellect that we have as our representatives in highest politics.

God preserve us from Tony, his missus and all his well-healed mates (either in Govt, associated with the Govt or seeking seats in the House of Lords)!
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Old 27th Mar 2006, 11:31
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My God, to think I said "I do" to that.
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Old 27th Mar 2006, 16:40
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"Cherie's impersonation of a Liberal Democrat, raised a few titters at the Spring conference"

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Old 27th Mar 2006, 17:13
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I wish I never let her watch that copy of deep throat.

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Brace yourself dear god's coming.
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