Caption competition
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Ohhhh blue bibs... Is it lunchtime... Is it.... Is it.
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Do we get a helmet?..
Arn't you politicians?
Yes we are...
Then in that case mate, no you don't, we only protect vital organs.
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Why are they Blue?
They are the ones brought out by the Cameron party last month.
They are awfully light
That'll be because when Cameron heard you were coming out, they took the plates back with them, but told us to loan you the covers.
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So when exactly does the tide come in, and where is the ice cream van?
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"Wait. This doesn't look like a State Funeral!"
"Not yet...hop in the box please...there's a good lad"
"Not yet...hop in the box please...there's a good lad"
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"The nice man in the back of the helicopter said he'd give me one of his pies when we've landed. Can I have it now please?"
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Look everyone ... if I hold my arms out like this and run down the tarmac making a whooshing sound ... I'm an airybuzzer. Do you want to see my airywhisker impression as well ?
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Look into my eyes, look into my eyes, the eyes, the eyes, not around the eyes, don't look around my eyes, look into my eyes ... 3 ... 2 ... 1 ... you're under!
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Some brilliant captions - tricky one to call!
Honourable 3rd to Airborne Artist:
Ed was hoping it would all go to plan. The last thing he wanted to have to do was call his brother Dave just after he joined International Rescue.
Scintillating second to Buster:
"Wait. This doesn't look like a State Funeral!"
"Not yet...hop in the box please...there's a good lad"
Fantastic first to Fox 3 with:
Grumpy Protection Officer at the back thinks "Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right....."
Honourable 3rd to Airborne Artist:
Ed was hoping it would all go to plan. The last thing he wanted to have to do was call his brother Dave just after he joined International Rescue.
Scintillating second to Buster:
"Wait. This doesn't look like a State Funeral!"
"Not yet...hop in the box please...there's a good lad"
Fantastic first to Fox 3 with:
Grumpy Protection Officer at the back thinks "Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right....."