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Tony - ‘I’ve just been defeated in the Commons over Anti-terrorism legislation. How did you get away with it’
GWB - ‘Just re-name it the “If you don’t vote for this you must be a Terrorist” Act’
GWB - ‘Just re-name it the “If you don’t vote for this you must be a Terrorist” Act’
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Similar vein to my 1st effort:
GWB: "Tony, what I actually said was 'Let's kick ass!' You're OK though. Other than that prick Hoon blushing a bit, and Colin looking rather annoyed, I don't think anyone else saw you do it."
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TB: "Psst, George ... Cherie told me to ask, how are her Haliburton shares doing?"
GWB: "A bit on the low side. Can I have another Battallion?"
GWB: "Tony, what I actually said was 'Let's kick ass!' You're OK though. Other than that prick Hoon blushing a bit, and Colin looking rather annoyed, I don't think anyone else saw you do it."
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TB: "Psst, George ... Cherie told me to ask, how are her Haliburton shares doing?"
GWB: "A bit on the low side. Can I have another Battallion?"
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In a pathetic attempt to get this back to the top, time to complete this round:
Runner-up, Lafyar,
On Hoon's Headphones: "You are not a Prat, You are not a Prat"
But the winner is Brian Dixon,
The two hopefuls wait eagerly to see if they've been selected for the remake of the film Dumb and Dumber
Perhaps inevitable, certainly accurate, and pretty funny to boot.
Step up to the Oche...
Runner-up, Lafyar,
On Hoon's Headphones: "You are not a Prat, You are not a Prat"
But the winner is Brian Dixon,
The two hopefuls wait eagerly to see if they've been selected for the remake of the film Dumb and Dumber
Perhaps inevitable, certainly accurate, and pretty funny to boot.
Step up to the Oche...
Greetings From Hell's Dark Heart
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Light blue touchpaper and retire immediately
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Weapons of Ass Destruction Found at Last!
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Iraq's first attempt at spaceflight was off to a rocky start
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Weapons of Ass Destruction Found at Last!
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Iraq's first attempt at spaceflight was off to a rocky start
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"No matter what the organisation - the Asses always seem to rise to the top!"
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Now the female elephant can be positioned in front, everything should just slide together and in twelve-months months time we'll see what comes out.....
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The young joy-riders of Baghdad were always racing around town and pulling wheelies down the High St.
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Now the female elephant can be positioned in front, everything should just slide together and in twelve-months months time we'll see what comes out.....
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The young joy-riders of Baghdad were always racing around town and pulling wheelies down the High St.