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Old 8th Nov 2011, 21:21
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There you have it. The answer to the question of 'How many Tomcats can you fit in a mini?' is 'Not quite one'.
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Old 9th Nov 2011, 00:15
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There you have it. The answer to the question of 'How many Tomcats can you fit in a mini?' is 'Not quite one'.
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Oh...the irony...
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Old 9th Nov 2011, 01:18
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"So, what WAS that taxi doing out on the taxiway?"

"Err... taxying?"
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Old 9th Nov 2011, 03:04
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Insurance form:-

Drivers actions preceding accident:

"My attention wandered because I was having a look to see how people could confuse an Eagle with a Tomcat."
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Old 9th Nov 2011, 08:09
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"Says his name's Brodie Clark and he's never had trouble getting clearance before".
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Old 9th Nov 2011, 11:56
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Well that's screwed up our game of leapfrog, there is a damn car and plane in the way.....
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Old 9th Nov 2011, 13:03
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Should have gone to spec savers
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Old 9th Nov 2011, 13:22
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"Bloggs! You're innit for sure now Mate....your Road Tax is out of date!"
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Old 9th Nov 2011, 19:10
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Iceman to Maverick;

"How are you and Goose gonna explain that to Viper? Tower said no low flybys!"
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Old 9th Nov 2011, 19:27
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Drunk Airmen accidentally solves the Brize Car Parking problem.
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Old 9th Nov 2011, 19:58
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Sid still thought it was a good idea to tow-start Joe's car, but he now realised that he should have mentioned that Tomcats don't have brake lights.
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Old 9th Nov 2011, 20:16
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Guy in middle: "Man, look at that car!"
Guy far left; "Hmmm....oh...what car?"
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Old 9th Nov 2011, 23:15
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Whoever Ram Raided it nicked the swing wings and the tailhook.
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Old 10th Nov 2011, 09:35
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"Yeah, the driver apparently misunderstood directions to the parking garage located underneath the tennis court"
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Old 10th Nov 2011, 11:35
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Tomcat?
Sid still thought it was a good idea to tow-start Joe's car, but he now realised that he should have mentioned that Tomcats don't have brake lights.
Apparently, neither do F15 Eagles!


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Old 10th Nov 2011, 11:37
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I'm sorry I crashed into the Eagle, someone said there were Tomcats on the line and I was looking for them, then bang, I crashed into an F15.

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Old 12th Nov 2011, 12:31
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Soar like an Eagle or s**** like a Tomcat, tough choice!
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Old 12th Nov 2011, 15:22
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(for those of us that remember that far back) Eddie the Eagle always did manage to land short.
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Old 12th Nov 2011, 18:22
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'Ah, so that's the difference between a Tomcat and an Eagle - about 3 feet of ground clearance'
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Old 12th Nov 2011, 19:09
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"It's not a Dodge then?"
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