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Old 6th Sep 2009, 23:02
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Thats for f****ng my wife!
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 05:36
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So ended the Russian Air Force's long-standing agreement to attend Liverpool's airshow.
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 10:09
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The cabbage, red onion and baked bean exfil method saved costs, but the issue of uncommanded ejection remained a problem...
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 10:33
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If you suffer from premature ejectulation please call 707-321-787 for the latest treatments in complete confidence.
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 12:28
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Time to call it a day, methinks.

Interesting crop, and I *almost* went with arandcee, but it brought back bad flashbacks of a certain QFI, so Longhitter takes it by a whisker with:

Yuri ran out of flares and went with Plan B
In the immortal words of Ron Pickering, "Away you go!"

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Old 7th Sep 2009, 13:16
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Try Speed Dial 1...
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 14:11
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Maybe on your 'phone, Buster
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 18:16
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I was going to phone you and pretend to be the premature ejaculation clinic but i couldn't keep it up long enough!




I'll get me coat.
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 20:05
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"...and we'll have less of the whistling in the cheap seats if you dont mind! .......I said..."
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Old 7th Sep 2009, 21:25
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Thank you! Truly honoured. Staying with russian aircraft:


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Old 7th Sep 2009, 21:46
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Left left LEFT. For gawd's sake LEFT or else you won't get them all.
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Old 8th Sep 2009, 06:49
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Can't see th epic, can you re post?
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Old 8th Sep 2009, 13:27
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Ditto to ix's comment...
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Old 8th Sep 2009, 13:49
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OK, here's another try:


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Old 8th Sep 2009, 15:37
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Perhaps now the buxxers will learn to queue up properly in Departures!
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Old 8th Sep 2009, 15:39
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Flt Lt Pprune was beginning to wonder if some of his waiting pax would be departing this earth pretty soon, rather than waiting in departures.

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Old 8th Sep 2009, 17:51
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African aviation takes a huge step forward:

By mandating that crash landings can only happen in daylight, casualties on the ground will be minimised (since they can see the plane and run away!)

Or

Locals were excited at the prospect of the new "air bus" service to town... until they saw the No 42 approaching the bus stop.

Or


MOL/Ryanair's new passenger weight saving tactic: Make'em run so they sweat and make'em scared so the ***** themselves = 1kg per passenger weight saving

iX
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Old 8th Sep 2009, 18:54
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Unforunately for this new graduate from Cranwell, he had misunderstood the mission brief for his African deployment to 'help with the local harvest'.
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Old 8th Sep 2009, 19:45
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Aay man, when a sais get down, a means get down, not get up and dance.
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Old 8th Sep 2009, 19:59
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Congress approve the new cost effective approach to the Mexican boarder problem. "Repeat offending by those without training shoes is very unlikely" stated Captain 'chopper' Harris.
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