African aviation takes a huge step forward:
By mandating that crash landings can only happen in daylight, casualties on the ground will be minimised (since they can see the plane and run away!)
Or
Locals were excited at the prospect of the new "air bus" service to town... until they saw the No 42 approaching the bus stop.
Or
MOL/Ryanair's new passenger weight saving tactic: Make'em run so they sweat and make'em scared so the ***** themselves = 1kg per passenger weight saving
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