Caption competition

[Conan the Librarian]

"Bloggs had suddenly gone off his NATO standard lunchbox after some sort of subliminal vision - that of a badly packed kebab"

[Incipient Sinner]

It was only the fortuitiously 'mounted' blade aerial that kept her from slipping off the nose.

[snafu]

Sir, sir, we've lost all airspeed indications!

Don't worry son, you just stay under the hood and if you can tell me why, you've passed the trip.

[fatter albert]

MAGIC EYE PICTURE

If you stare hard enough, after a couple of minutes an aircraft will materialise in the background.

Got it yet? Keep staring...

[Need for Speed!]

Flap's down and well trimmed, sir!

[old developer]

Sir,there is no light at the end of the tunnel

[Kolibear]

As a fully qualified free-fall instructor, Melanie instinctively went into the position that would give her maximum stability

[SASless]

.....errrr....ahhhh....not too stable one hopes?

[Circuit Basher]

SASless - Neigh lad, just a little horsing about!!

[Goldryder]

Is this the new high visibility autopilot thingamybob wotsit?

[Conan the Librarian]

following on from SASless and CB

"Melanies' transition from jockey to fast jet pilot still had some way to go"

[adr]

Her assessor had been in a good mood when he'd said to Melanie, "Okay, let's pop out to the aircraft and you can show me what you've got!" He was in an even better mood twenty minutes later.

adr

[Conan the Librarian]

Seen here in a still from their latest "spec"tacular advertising campaign


"Although almost all of Melanies' clothes had been ripped off by the savage airflow, a Specsavers spokesperson was delighted to report that her contact lenses had stayed in place, as promised."

[Milt]

"The new style of pitot cover was a great success."

[Speedpig]

Once again, and he was going to be put on jankers this time for sure, Pilot Cadet Wayne Kerr had failed the rudiments of flight by failing to notice the red "remove before flight" flag somehow thinking it was just the "wrong week" again.


I will most certainly get my coat

[Incipient Sinner]

And as Speedpig tiptoes carefully up to the line of good taste..
...and takes a great leap across.

[ACW599]

"Something tells me we've had a birdstrike".

[Goldryder]

Pilot to engineer: 'Hey, we have some rather nice looking WRAF's now, don't we?'

Engineer to pilot: 'Nah mate, thats just the boss's au pair, she seems to think cleaning his nose is part of her job description. You should see what she gets upto in the damned exhaust, makes me go all sweaty just looking at her'

[Incipient Sinner]

Slowly, Plt Off Prune realised that this hadn’t been used as a fisheries patrol aircraft in the past.


Think I'll join Speedpig actually

[Oggin Aviator]

... no I'm not getting out.