Caption competition

[Talking Radalt]

"I know I said 'flaps to landing' but......."

[VitaminGee]

Can't beat Conan's kazoo , but:

"Sir, the dynamic aperture seems to be OK but wouldn't the static vents work better on the sides?"

[Conan the Librarian]

The new HUD proved popular with crews

must go and put something in my tea...

cheers,

Conan

"The Utterly Butterly Team decided that the combination of Stearmans and wing walkers need an update to better reflect modern tastes"

or, maybe and

"It is quite safe really - above 80 kts and she sticks to the canopy"


Nope - that stuff in the tea just isn\'t working yet...

back later,

Conan

"The Harmony Hairspray girl, with her "Fly away" hair hadn\'t quite read the small print in her contract"


Somebody drag me away from here - PLEASE!!!

Conan

[SASless]

"Now sweets...when I said the Sun don't shine from your butt...."






As Hoagy said....."Here's looking at you Kid!"

[Conan the Librarian]

With her long legs folded, it was shown that Buccaneer Brenda would have fitted in the deck lift of the Ark Royal after all.

[Onan the Clumsy]

An early evolutionary backwater in the development of the variable geometry wing.

[Darth Nigel]

"Complaints of low-flying over the strip club may have some basis in fact", a lawyer for the MoD later stated.


Plans to take a similar picture with a Geordie lass were shelved, because the Herc was on it's way to somewhere sandy.


But I agree, either the "kazoo" or the "ring sight" should be declared winners

[Circuit Basher]

'Now, Bloggs, when I said round out at elephant height, I think you were a bit distracted by the view outside the cockpit. Follow me through with this next exercise....'

[Go Smoke]

over the RT
Pilot - "Fer christ sake lads drop your c0cks and grab some chocks, I need to shut down!"

or

all of a sudden the new modifications enabled the stude pilots to fly with their left hands.
Though the PIO's had to be seen to be believed.

or

From the time he'd mounted his bird it had been a hard fight.
With two fully loaded underbody hard points and pulling with all his might, joystick shaft slick and sticky in his hand, the G had come on achingly hard.
He gasped as he saw his target in the bore sight then, pulling harder, he grunted as he shot his deadly load – “bang on”, this one was going right up the tail pipe.
He watched his cargo stream away as the stick jumped in his hand and knew that this bird was going down and there was no way he was pulling out, bang seat or not.

[Conan the Librarian]

Brochure speak:-

This Rolls Royce of aviation comes complete with the understated elegance of its very own "flying lady"

I WILL get something done today - honest...

Conan

[SASless]

Go Smoke scores! (oops....poor choice of wording)

[Conan the Librarian]

RT "Prune 01, Roger. clear expedite taxi - you have a tight slot in front of you"

[ACW599]

"Now look, chaps, I'm all in favour of nose art. But I think we've gone just a shade too far this time".

-- or --

BAE Systems introduced their version of the 'Flying Lady' on the Hawk in 2005, to much acclaim at squadron level. However, it was considered in some quarters to be lacking in restraint by comparison with its Rolls-Royce predecessor.

[Go Smoke]

Jane said "You can keep your rampant rabbit®, this baby's got 8,000lbs of thrust.

or

Here we see lead ship of the new Swedish aerobatic display team the "Spread Eagles"

[SASless]

.....and the Yamaha shop they had the ultimate crotch rocket!

[Speedpig]

Finally, the ground crew had an explanation as to why there were snail trails on the aircraft nose.

Conan's kazoo has my vote. Sheer brilliance you sad, sad man.

...or

The strange smell and the presence of cats circling the nose was explained.

[Hueymeister]

Flaps 50.....


Full Flaps!!!!!!!!!!!!

[ZH875]

Bloggs, when I said 'Show me the Cock Pit' this is not quite what I had in mind.

[SASless]

"Now Bloggs, the AD chaps will try to make you think mud moving is not at all what it is cracked up to be!"

[SASless]

"Bloggs, for some reason, I do not think this field mod for the windscreen washer is going to be acceptable to the AOC!! I say, should it not be the same colour as the rest of the aircraft?"