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Old 9th Jun 2005, 14:55
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Go Smoke
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over the RT
Pilot - "Fer christ sake lads drop your c0cks and grab some chocks, I need to shut down!"

or

all of a sudden the new modifications enabled the stude pilots to fly with their left hands.
Though the PIO's had to be seen to be believed.

or

From the time he'd mounted his bird it had been a hard fight.
With two fully loaded underbody hard points and pulling with all his might, joystick shaft slick and sticky in his hand, the G had come on achingly hard.
He gasped as he saw his target in the bore sight then, pulling harder, he grunted as he shot his deadly load – “bang on”, this one was going right up the tail pipe.
He watched his cargo stream away as the stick jumped in his hand and knew that this bird was going down and there was no way he was pulling out, bang seat or not.

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