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Old 13th Nov 2008, 20:06
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♫♫ He's a lumberjack and he's bound for Guantanamo Bay.♫♫

Mines the coat with foil hat ;-)
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Old 13th Nov 2008, 20:23
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Squaddie on left:

"Oy, stop groping us or we'll slap the furry cuffs on you, too!"
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Old 14th Nov 2008, 02:16
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The Glasgow Police had really had enough of the Big Yin's jokes about them.
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Old 14th Nov 2008, 05:20
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Well done all, but we have a winner. Step up 6Z3, with...

It's the year 2053 and the BBC finally welease Jonathon

Can we get a new piccy by the weekend?!

P1
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Old 14th Nov 2008, 11:15
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Harumph, I still say that's a Doris, not a bloke!

(Well done 6Z3)
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Old 14th Nov 2008, 11:34
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Harumph, I still say that's a Doris, not a bloke!
Eh? Ever tried Specsavers?
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Old 14th Nov 2008, 14:13
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P1, thank you honoured I'm sure
Can we get a new piccy by the weekend?!
Weekend started yesterday lunchtime didn't it? Anyway, heads down and try this one:


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Old 14th Nov 2008, 15:07
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"Right you lot! - skittles on the left, bowling balls on the right, saying prayers by numbers....by numbers...one!"
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Old 14th Nov 2008, 15:14
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Insert the proper goo into the mold, and 'ta da!' that's how babies are born.
 
Old 14th Nov 2008, 15:18
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Hide and seek with the Simpsons
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Old 14th Nov 2008, 16:02
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IKEA unveils the new body armour and Snatch Land Rover.
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Old 14th Nov 2008, 16:17
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Stop Press:

"AGM of the Icelandic Chemtrailers group ends in chaos after flyby by Red Arrows".
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Old 14th Nov 2008, 17:41
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The Chicken Licken (TM) promotional giveaway wasn't popular with all the kids in class
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Old 14th Nov 2008, 19:42
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The 2008 illustrated edition of 'Protect and Survive' contained advice which was thought by some to be outdated.
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Old 14th Nov 2008, 20:32
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"Oh Father! Thou art in Heaven . . . . "
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Old 14th Nov 2008, 21:35
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Ah, so that's what's inside a crash test dummy.
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Old 14th Nov 2008, 23:12
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Haringey's revised child protection measures were considered a little excessive by some
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Old 15th Nov 2008, 18:03
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The Children's Bowling Alley
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Although the headmaster was completely convinced by the salesman from BAeSystems regarding the new nuclear attack personal protection equipment, he could still only afford to buy enough for half the class.
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Old 18th Nov 2008, 00:28
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Simon and the rest of the school Curry Club members decided to hide from more beatings from the prefects until their trail of 'whiffs' subsided a little.....
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