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Old 24th Nov 2007, 10:34
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'I still think we would have been better off with a Catalina'
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Old 24th Nov 2007, 18:29
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"Did I see what speedboat? "
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Old 24th Nov 2007, 22:35
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At last the QFI saw the chance to deploy his killer line, 'Get a grip Bloggs, you're so far behind the aircraft you might as well be.........'
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Old 24th Nov 2007, 23:56
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The Sydney Times have reported

The ex US Navy F14 Tomcats have found a new use , refuelling surfers on bondai beach, A source close to the new found sport has said that its extremely difficult to transfer 2000 pounds of Red Bull while at 20 ft and supersonic . Maverick and Goose were unavalaible for comment
 
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It was the first time the twin sharks had got close to having a ready cooked takeaway.
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Old 25th Nov 2007, 07:34
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Magnersdrinkers has been taking his moniker too literally this weekend, so I have found a challenge on his behalf. Explain in a witty caption why this fellow chose not to use the seat provided:

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Old 25th Nov 2007, 09:34
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"You sod, you said you would not use the pee tube while I tried to clear it"
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Old 25th Nov 2007, 09:44
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Asking the female loady when she'd had the male to female op was Bloggs undoing
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Old 25th Nov 2007, 10:12
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"I say again - Stoppage cleared, fire off a few."
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Old 25th Nov 2007, 10:21
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Earduffs matey, earduffs; do you want to go deaf?
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I SAID DO YOU WANT......oh never mind, just pass us up the pitot cover and be quick about it.
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Old 25th Nov 2007, 17:39
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It soon became self evident why Private Bloggs was in the army and hadn't made it into the air force.
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Old 25th Nov 2007, 18:32
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"Craazzy Australians!"
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Old 25th Nov 2007, 20:34
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The kangaroo was unwilling, I couldn't find a bike, but this helicopter just turned me on! Please put me down gently.....
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Old 25th Nov 2007, 20:47
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Oh how Private Bruce had laughed when he watched South Park the Movies joke about 'Operation Human Shield'...........That was until Aussie Labour got in power and started cutting defence funding for cockpit armour.


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When I said 'The Helicopter's full, you are going to have to grab you own wheels to get there" what I meant was......
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Old 26th Nov 2007, 07:49
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"Bloggs to Armoury.. 'Ere Sarge - it's me....yes I know I'm late; I got my finger stuck in the gun again...but this time it's worse..."
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Old 26th Nov 2007, 10:41
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"thats the last time i try to clean your windows!"
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Old 26th Nov 2007, 11:28
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Wearing whites for this mission was a poor decision Bond.
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Old 26th Nov 2007, 11:53
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"Somebody get this spider off me!"
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Old 26th Nov 2007, 11:59
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"If those A-10's get any closer I'm outa here"
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