Caption competition

[Danny42C]

"Speak softly, and ........................!"

[NutLoose]

"Keep rubbing them lads, they're getting longer"

[Danny42C]

"No, you can't have rifles - we've only got just enough for the Home Guard !"

[NutLoose]

"Extreme Snooker will never catch on you know"

[Danny42C]

"They don't like it up 'em"!

[Danny42C]

"ShuftiScope Mk II comes into service !"

[Danny42C]

"No, Madam, it is not my First Field Dressing !"

[Danny42C]

"Viva Catalonia !"

[Danny42C]

"Shall we play Poohsticks ?"

[Danny42C]

"Have at thee, Knave !"

[Danny42C]

"Now, if I pot that Red with a bit of backspin .......!"

[Danny42C]

"What happened to your Lance, man ?" ...... "Well, Corporal-Major, I left it outside the tent last night, and the white ants .....!"

[Danny42C]

"The Air Traffic Fusiliers hadn't enough propelling Chinagraphs to go round - so they're just using the refills !"


EDIT: "You're becoming obsessed" ! Stop it !

[andytug]

"Remember, the first one to see the enemy has to shout Bang or they don't get awarded the kill!"

[NutLoose]

"I'm sorry to say you are our front line defence and although it may be an onerous task, the mother of all turds has been discovered in trap three, just remember your training men....Stab break flush...stab break flush."

[NutLoose]

"When they told you at the CIO that if you joined the Airforce you would get lots of pole time, you didn't seriously think they meant flying did you?"

[Hydromet]

The NZ Army maintain the tradition of performing a Haka before engaging the enemy, no matter what the situation.

[brokenlink]

Following on from Nutloose...........

No madam, I do not know the words to "YMCA" or the dance moves!

[Buster Hyman]

So...where are these reported 'hatches'?

[Buster Hyman]

The Flat Fanny Pack Brigade swing into action...