Caption competition
Join Date: Feb 2002
Location: Wiltshire
Posts: 1,360
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
And on looking inside the barrel the Senior Service's finest pilots were simply delighted at the prospect of this evening's "entertainment"
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced
Last edited by Always_broken_in_wilts; 21st Mar 2005 at 22:56.
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Dorset
Posts: 902
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Bloggs finally realised that his drinking was becoming a problem and that he should that he should leave his post as Red 4 when he came round and realised that his 8 team mates appeared to now have become 11. They also appeared to have travelled back in time and were wearing goggles and USN lifejackets.
A group of OASC candidates were tasked with establishing the firing order of a single-row radial from first principles. The DS were rather surprised at their approach but awarded high marks for initiative and entertainment value.
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Royal Berkshire
Posts: 19
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
'OK..... so the Kaleidescope Girls in the pool we saw in the movie had better costumes..........
But at least three of us have had a Brazilian wax.....
....even if it is under our noses.....
But at least three of us have had a Brazilian wax.....
....even if it is under our noses.....
TheVillagePhotographer.co.uk
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Cotswolds UK
Posts: 1,078
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
no.35 course (Latrine Standards Inspection Unit) were thrilled that they were the first to be trialing the new goggles and splashproof vests on behalf of the Health and Safety Executive
TheVillagePhotographer.co.uk
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Cotswolds UK
Posts: 1,078
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
The OCU Instructors had waited nervously on the apron and now congratulated the jockey of the previous caption comp on his return from his first operational Pizza delivery
Join Date: Oct 2001
Location: LGW
Posts: 415
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
Following Her Majesty's visit to the base, the boys hastened to the bog recently engaged by said Monarch to find that it was in fact true that she did, just like the rest of us. Sadly the part about it not smelling was blatantly a lie.
PPatRoN
Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: England
Posts: 305
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
The Staish's wife's decision to get her film developed for free only backfired because the boss of the PR section was one of the Staish's golfing buddies. Her assertion that she had no idea how that picture got there collapsed when she smirked as she recalled what had happened next.
I'matightbastard
Join Date: Jul 2001
Location: Texas
Posts: 1,747
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes
on
0 Posts
The ball bounced once, twice and settled on the mysterious chappie with the moustache. A groan arose from the spectators and the croupier cleared the chips from the table.