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30th Jul 2017, 15:26

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Danny42C

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"I blame white ants !"

30th Jul 2017, 15:30

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"We should never have left it in that hangar in Speke the other night !" ..... "Never mind, at least they left the hubcaps on !"

30th Jul 2017, 15:38

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"Chocks Away !" ... "They are away, Sir !" ..... "Oh, dear !" ........

30th Jul 2017, 15:40

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"I think we've been wheel-clamped !"

30th Jul 2017, 15:43

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One small step for man, one . . .

30th Jul 2017, 15:47

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I told you it was a mistake to name it Icarus.

30th Jul 2017, 15:48

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"Hoskins, you clot - you've still got the parking brake on !"

30th Jul 2017, 15:49

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Michael O'Leary experimented with outside standing room only before going to the expense of fitting wings.

30th Jul 2017, 15:51

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There were some initial teething problems with just in time procurement

30th Jul 2017, 15:52

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"Those damned Sea Cadets we had round here last night have laid out a Kedge Anchor !"

30th Jul 2017, 15:53

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Warp speed Mr Sulu.

30th Jul 2017, 15:55

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"SATCO says thanks very much, but he'd sooner have a Landy !"

30th Jul 2017, 15:55

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Dan Gerous

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Jeez, could the mess just not have bought a tumble dryer.

30th Jul 2017, 15:57

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"We could use it as a crow-scarer - it terrifies me !"

30th Jul 2017, 16:11

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"I think a Sopwith Camel is suppose to have come with this - didn't you put in a demand for an airframe, Hoskins ?" ...... "Yes Sir - but all they gave me was this Deficiency Chit .........!"

30th Jul 2017, 16:15

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"More than three's a Mutiny !"

30th Jul 2017, 16:18

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Steely-eyed FJs practise the Thousand Yard Stare ?

30th Jul 2017, 16:22

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"Couldn't we exchange this for a bicycle - that'd be some use !"

30th Jul 2017, 16:59

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After their late night antics in the NAAFI, new recruits practise standing in front of the SWO.

30th Jul 2017, 17:00

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What could possibly go wrong.....