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Old 21st Apr 2017, 12:08
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Ryanair take advantage of a long-forgotten law allowing discounted landing fees for biplanes.
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Old 21st Apr 2017, 12:19
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"It's a long story .... !"
 
Old 21st Apr 2017, 12:39
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"Well, we were messing about with this "superglue", and we thought it'd be a bit of a lark ........ !"
 
Old 21st Apr 2017, 12:43
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Old 21st Apr 2017, 14:11
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'Push-me-Pull-you' Airways inaugural flight takes to the air...
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Old 21st Apr 2017, 17:05
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Well it was an A330 until the cleaners started polishing it with their cloths.
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Old 21st Apr 2017, 17:22
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"Hoskins - it's not really there - you've been at the LSD again !"
 
Old 21st Apr 2017, 17:59
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Pushing-the-envelope thinking after a Senior Executive mentioned to the design team that an express train is a quarter of a mile long.
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Old 21st Apr 2017, 18:08
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"We tried to corner the Economy Class market by giving the punters a decent seat pitch length !"
 
Old 21st Apr 2017, 19:01
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The Foreign Secretary was unconvinced and still thought they should have bought Bendy Airbuses.
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Old 21st Apr 2017, 19:58
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The new BoeinghumpedAirbus flies.
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Old 21st Apr 2017, 20:17
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What goes round comes round. We're back to bi-planes then.
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Old 21st Apr 2017, 20:21
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They're taking the cargo conversions a bit to far
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Old 21st Apr 2017, 20:30
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That was a hell of a jolt, do you think someone tail ended us? I don't seem to have rudder control.
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Old 21st Apr 2017, 20:34
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It was the boys' first cut and shut but they didn't get the cut quite right.
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Old 21st Apr 2017, 21:44
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A380: design sketch version 0.1
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Old 21st Apr 2017, 21:46
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Now we know where the missing front half of the aircraft in the previous caption comp went...
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Old 21st Apr 2017, 22:51
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After Brexit, the EU told Britain they could only take anything that would fit in one aircraft. Boy are they in for a shock!

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Old 21st Apr 2017, 23:08
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Harrison Ford parking on the runway...........again
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Old 22nd Apr 2017, 00:50
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John Holmes Air.
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