Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Wikiposts
Search
Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 11th Mar 2017, 14:36
  #41661 (permalink)  
Gnome de PPRuNe
 
Join Date: Jan 2002
Location: Too close to Croydon for comfort
Age: 60
Posts: 12,618
Received 293 Likes on 161 Posts
Yes, we did hear you call "clear prop", we'll need a bloody spade...
treadigraph is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 14:55
  #41662 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,892
Received 2,830 Likes on 1,208 Posts
"Wheelie?"
NutLoose is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 14:56
  #41663 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 32,892
Received 2,830 Likes on 1,208 Posts
"I told you we shouldn't bring it to kwikfit."
NutLoose is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 15:02
  #41664 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Oct 2006
Location: One Three Seven, Disco Heaven.
Age: 65
Posts: 2,537
Likes: 0
Received 34 Likes on 17 Posts
With ladders this high, why do we need bloody planes!
Dan Gerous is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 15:58
  #41665 (permalink)  
I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
Join Date: Dec 2002
Location: Lincolnshire
Age: 81
Posts: 16,777
Received 5 Likes on 5 Posts
I told you not to use that long ladder as a prop. You've tipped it so high to change the BL**dy wheel, now we need a step ladder to reach it.
Pontius Navigator is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 16:08
  #41666 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2002
Location: Downeast
Age: 75
Posts: 18,287
Received 509 Likes on 211 Posts
Fitters! Always checking out Hind Ends!
SASless is online now  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 16:13
  #41667 (permalink)  

Evertonian
 
Join Date: May 2000
Location: #3117# Ppruner of the Year Nominee 2005
Posts: 12,486
Received 101 Likes on 58 Posts
To hell with political correctness! From now on, NO FAT WING WALKERS!!!


Buster,

A bit too obscure for me. Explain, please ?
The bomb had rolled onto the guy at the fronts tie...he's not listening, just stuck.
Buster Hyman is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 17:35
  #41668 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 2,262
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Which idiot decided that in the absence of one of the ladders, it was acceptable to raise just one wing?
c52 is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 17:48
  #41669 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Newport
Age: 70
Posts: 494
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
I hope this won't take long I have to get these steps back home, the wife is hanging wallpaper in the hall stairs and landing this afternoon.
JAVELINBOY is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 17:50
  #41670 (permalink)  

Avoid imitations
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 14,573
Received 422 Likes on 222 Posts
"I told you we should have read the build instructions - it looks nothing like the ones on the right!"
ShyTorque is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 18:00
  #41671 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,808
Received 135 Likes on 63 Posts
<confused by 3 images>

Sparrow Pilot ... "But I was at least 50 ft agl, Sir!"
MPN11 is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 18:01
  #41672 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Newport
Age: 70
Posts: 494
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Heath Robinson Tunnel Boring machine getting prepared for initial trial on the South Downs.
JAVELINBOY is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 18:05
  #41673 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,808
Received 135 Likes on 63 Posts
142 ... "No problem, Sir. It will buff out"

Last edited by MPN11; 12th Mar 2017 at 12:40.
MPN11 is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 18:07
  #41674 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,808
Received 135 Likes on 63 Posts
Was this what you intended?

(Caption as well as edit!)
Attached Images
File Type: jpg
Hart_zps9d2c46cd.jpg (28.9 KB, 75 views)
MPN11 is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 18:09
  #41675 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,808
Received 135 Likes on 63 Posts
"My car has a spare wheel, but only one."
MPN11 is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 18:14
  #41676 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Exit stage right.
Posts: 290
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
The earth move on me sir...
racedo is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 18:16
  #41677 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Mar 2010
Location: Often in Jersey, but mainly in the past.
Age: 79
Posts: 7,808
Received 135 Likes on 63 Posts
"Hoskins ... oh, never mind, I've told you often enough. You're chopped!"
MPN11 is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 19:08
  #41678 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2016
Location: Southport
Posts: 1,335
Received 8 Likes on 7 Posts
"OK Hoskins, perhaps we need to run through the C of G calculations one more time?"
andytug is offline  
Old 11th Mar 2017, 22:35
  #41679 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Upper Gumtree
Posts: 757
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Gravity always wins!
Penny Washers is offline  
Old 12th Mar 2017, 03:26
  #41680 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: May 2005
Location: QLD - where drivers are yet to realise that the left lane goes to their destination too.
Posts: 3,337
Received 182 Likes on 75 Posts
I've just had a reread of the assembly instructions, and it seems that both of the big wheels go on the front, and the little one goes on the back.
Traffic_Is_Er_Was is offline  


Contact Us - Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service

Copyright © 2024 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.